Tommy Wright

@babyknifespice Are you bringing them in the traditional barrel or are you getting experimental with it?

bringing my monkeys to the circus today oh boy i sure hope they behave

@thereisnobeth Which spelling is correct?

@warthogsmith spelling mistake

working on this again!!

@frogs4girls Happy get your blood drawn Monday!

biked to the pool swam for an hour biked to the hospital had a salmon and rice lunch got my blood drawn biked to the pizza place got pizza biked home we are fitnessmaxxing this summer

@scrungeonmaster @patuyu666 Thank you it's expensive

@warthogsmith @patuyu666 i’m obsessed w the phrasing on this also you have some of the prettiest hair i’ve ever seen just letting you know

why do femboys always go for Ostensibly Teenage Girl. where is the crossie cougar when we need her the most

@patuyu666 @scrungeonmaster Well it's a pretty obvious composite of its constituent parts innit

@scrungeonmaster what’s a crossie cougar

@kathpreolinae @MyGalApril Well, no. You can have and deserve both

@MyGalApril @warthogsmith if therapy could solve my issues I wouldn't bother with hrt

if you're trans do you just never wear a bra or what

@kathpreolinae Thanks but that's neither here nor there. The point is that you just have to do things. It's genuinely a 30 second interaction. You'll walk in, she'll ask how she can help you and you'll answer honestly. And then you'll have a bra that fits. It'll be cute. You'll feel good in it.

@warthogsmith you look better than you think

@kathpreolinae Well it's not. You're just asking someone to do a mundane part of her job, which she does dozens of times a week. Personally, I hate doing my job at work. But it's not predatory. I'm getting paid. I know what I signed up for. So do they.

@warthogsmith this might not make sense but it would feel so predatory for me to do if that makes sense, that's why I used the word demand

@princesskittiez @kathpreolinae My wife measured me at home and frankly the most embarrassing part of the whole thing is we went in to return the bra I bought online that was fully 3 cup sizes too big. The employee asked what size I was returning and I had to look her in the face and say "38DD."

@kathpreolinae @warthogsmith also, if you are as nervous as i was, you can always measure yourself! get a cloth tape measure and you can do it at home!

@kathpreolinae I don't voice train. I don't think I had shaved that day. I wasn't wearing makeup. I think the only thing indicating I'm not a cisman on that particular day was that I have 38Bs and pink hair. And no one cared.

@kathpreolinae Well first of all, don't demand. That's bound to set a bad tone for the interaction. "hey I'm looking to buy my first bra, would you mind measuring me?" is a perfectly nice way of asking. It'll take, I'm not joking, 5 seconds and then you go try it on. It's not that big a deal.

@fakehistoryhunt Oh but the devil is real?

Oh come on New York Times. COME ON.

@johnholowach @CAFranchise @Hark22249156618 I haven't yet. I should try that next

@warthogsmith @CAFranchise @Hark22249156618 True, I guess in Riverside you fail upward.

For Steyer to claim 2nd, everything except Riverside must average +12.8. Currently tracking +11.5. What could change is if those later ballots that haven't been counted in Orange move to the +18 range that LA has, or even moving up to +15 plus higher gains in SD/LA/the Bay.

@johnholowach @CAFranchise @Hark22249156618 Well we're the idiots who elected him sheriff in the first place

@CAFranchise @Hark22249156618 It's Bianco's home county. Though why they would want to vote for him when his sheriff's office is literally dead last in the state for crime clearance is anyone's guess.

@hecubian_devil @noahpasaran If you're gonna ask about LA you're gonna get LA information

@noahpasaran 8*

When is the LA ballot drop happening

@averpee I'm pleased to be listening to Harry Belafonte

I don’t want to argue about what hipster music was. It’s summer. I’ve got the yacht rock on

@hecubian_devil Genuinely I am more likely to attempt whatever magic Ursula knows and steal a mermaid's voice.

Because it sucks ass tremendously

@frogs4girls I still believe. We're not cooked yet.

i hate my stupid chud nation california