wasabi woman

@LiptonAndTheArk I'm wasabi woman because I like sushi and I'm hot

I mean sims is just completely broken after the update lmao

@weirdlilguys having no eyeballs

quick what’s ur cat doing right now

I live in constant fear of the impractical jokers

@dzELBOs_0 bestie!!!!! why I love u

@dzELBOs_0 I’m crying

idk if love is blind but I guarantee you bartise’s barber is

@eatmyshorts278 Thank you for your service 🫡 genuinely LOL

@eatmyshorts278 !! I’m crying I miss YOUUU I wish I couldve just crawled through the legs of your jumpsuit and lived there forever xoxo

@dzELBOs_0 bestie! love n miss u sm 🥲

hi twit bb missed u haven’t tweeted in so long I just stay lingering but just know I luv u ok bye

@HunterFieri lookin at ya from a couple rows up. Wyd after this? 😜

absolutely adore doing the most by making garlic confit for my instant noodles

I DO LIFE

@_BigNico 🤧😬

@wasabiwmn creeeeep 😂😏

not broke 🥵 just bent 😤

paid for his ramen on the way out of dinner yesterday because inevitably that means tr*ce cryus had to acknowledge my existence even just for one small sweet moment in time 😮‍💨 that makes me feel something

lol just bought tr*ce cyrus dinner