Kook-Hand Luke Synthwalker

If I cause collateral damage with my sarcasm, then I remind you please don’t take the internet too seriously. I prefer to avoid petty squabbles on the Rocketman app in my maturing years. Either laugh or just scroll past.

X gave me access to thumbs down posts. Who do I start with? But also, is it worth it? Probably not.

@Nostalgia_REBH Hey! We don’t think we’re better than others. We know we’re better than others, and making them cringe is a bonus! 😉

Just say that you're terrible at it

Your 2026 main event Wrestlemania storyline: Punk: "don't call me old!" Roman: "don't talk crap about my Just For Men." WWE: "we have to discount our tickets because no one's spending $10K to use their binoculars."

@CigsMake We used to be a proper country.

The most radicalizing videos on the internet are from about 40 years ago when malls were packed

@Nostalgia_REBH I don’t know why I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I get the feeling you like Resident Evil or something. I can’t prove it yet, but I’m working on my case.

The games that I have on my PS5 #REBHFun

@derekbwriting @Nerdrotics I feel bad for that one guy in the modern audience. If only he knew quality.

@Nerdrotics Something tells me the "modern audience" doesn't share in our joy...

Starfleet Academy is cancelled, you're welcome from all of us.

@Nostalgia_REBH @pasxalkk I didn’t need a remake of 2 or 4 either, so even more of a reason to dislike 7 for me personally.

@pasxalkk I wish 7 and 8 fans would stop forcing me to like it. Not everyone has to like every RE games

you wouldnt have the other 3 if resident evil 7 wouldnt exist

@ThatEricAlper The civilized time:

An ancient artifact from a more civilized time.

@MrPopOfficial I’m not an expert on female led sitcom history, but didn’t I Love Lucy, Life with Elizabeth and the Mary Tyler Moore Show have Clarissa Explains It All beat in terms of female led sitcoms by a few decades?

35 years ago today ‘Clarissa Explains It All’ debuted on Nickelodeon. The show stars Melissa Joan Hart and was the first Nickelodeon show to have a female lead, paving the way for future female led shows.

@EmilySm43 Then define normal.

Be honest

@paleochristcon Could always switch to cigars.

Fans and haters both give different motivations for why I smoke but agree it's totally justified.

@gonefishin1948 I might have a heroic reason to move to Spain. I’d love to get thrown in prison for my faith.

The Spanish have gone so "Woke" that they will throw away all of their history for something that's curreltly popular with ignorant people.

@ConsoomerLs I applied for an entry level position with 6 years of experience once and lost to someone with more experience, according to HR.

Most job openings listed as "entry level" aren't actually entry level.

I have a complicated relationship with AI. There are (some) things I enjoy using it for while there are other things I don't think anyone was really asking for (at least not in its current state).

@gonefishin1948 Dang it, I don’t have Facebook!

Trump reminds the Japanese about surprises. facebook.com/reel/133350200…

@trikcode Or it’s somebody already in the company.

The hiring process in tech is completely broken. - Round 1: Recruiter screens you for 15 minutes. - Round 2: Technical phone screen. - Round 3: Take-home project. "Should only take 4-6 hours." Takes 20. - Round 4: On-site. 5 back-to-back interviews. - Round 5: "Culture fit" chat with the founder. - Round 6: Reference checks. - Round 7: Waiting. Silence. Ghosted. Meanwhile the guy who got hired knew someone on the team. 6 rounds of interviews defeated by one LinkedIn connection.

Starting a new series of AI slop making fun of the average Milwaukee driver with Grok Imagine.

@ImBreckWorsham I guess that guy really did die.

I miss the OLD crazy kind of Trump. Mean tweets. Low gas prices. Affordable real estate. My 401K soaring. No new wars. What happened to that guy?

@FeelsGuy2003 I’ve seen worse female profiles on that app. In fact, I’m making an entire YouTube series about it.

Millennials are so painfully unfunny that it hurts.

@games_rozz The amount of frustration I experience trying to get Grok to consistently animate (without glitches, etc) what I prompt just makes me want to learn animation. I can only use Grok sparingly to help with tiny animations.

Stunning as this looks, it really concerns me that AI will destroy all artists. At which point I guess AI will simply become more degenerative without source? Scary times.