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@PolPotAliveInUA When I drank absinthe I got into a fist fight with a tree and was screaming about jumping off a bridge and killing myself. 10/10 drink
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When I drank absinthe I started screaming about being a bird and saying that I need to join the Ku Klux Klan. Never saw any green foids. False advertising.
The Art Curator@SeekAfterBeauty
The Absinthe Drinker (1901), by Viktor Oliva
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@chuzhyymozhi @PolPotAliveInUA Dogs can run very fast, but even more importantly have much higher acceleration than you have on your bike. I personally prefer less harmful methods of deterring dogs tho. When I'm out at night, a powerful flashlight is all I need.
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@PolPotAliveInUA Nigga could've just speed up in his bike but he's probably a lazy fuck
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Cyclist is a lion
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
Today in Right Wing Twitter Polarization: Cyclists vs Pitbulls
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@WinterNotTheSzn @DeadlockAnon What do you need echo shard for on geist?
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@DeadlockAnon if they remove echo shard lady geist no longer exists no ty pls
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@hatipoglu_h @Eidorian510 I'll do you one better, 3.9 k player damage and 0 KP at 27 minutes, ascendant
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@Eidorian510 Kinda makes sense Wraith in the best players hand in the lobby is 1v11 Thanos vs wraith in the worse players hand is 12K player damage in 35 minutes F tier level.
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@Naphs001 They're just good, communicate clearly what they need from you in order to fix an issue, you provide them with the information needed and they do their job. I think they got a good rep because every other customer support branch is beyond useless and frustrating.
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@Katalystt999 @MOSTGAPEDMAN Sounds to me like you have anger issues, chill out my nigga. Smoke a blunt and come back once you calm down.
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@wasplover88 @MOSTGAPEDMAN You sound like a bitch you got to hide your face off the Internet, pathetic.
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@Katalystt999 @MOSTGAPEDMAN I say the word all the time, but that's because black people know me and respect me.
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@MOSTGAPEDMAN Whats funny is that in person yall mfs would never 😂💀💀
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@PolPotAliveInUA I should drink, don't think I will be able to fall asleep otherwise, it's been a rough night.
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@LevynFPS @Vearity_OW @nnnstrs Then leave lane after taking wave? Pop healing rite and go for boxes between waves and you get full value out of it. Healing rite is one of the strongest 800 items in the game.
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Let’s say you’re playing Mina or Apollo,,, isn’t healing rite worse than extra regen or improved spirt??? Where the spirt would buff her M1 and Apollo 1-3 + stats,,, and extra regen would be more consistent? Also leaving lane to hit box’s while wave is up is troll…. Idk I’m just asking idk if it matter at all tbh
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@BeingFucking @DeadlockAnon SoP also gives fire rate which is important on someone like haze.
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@DeadlockAnon They build extra spirit because spirit builds into surge of power which just like fleetfoot lets you slide (for ammo) without spending stamina on a dash. Fortitude gives you ms and lets you heal without catching waves because the way you play haze is by getting solo kills now
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@PolPotAliveInUA I piss and shit semi regularly in my dreams, but it never translates to irl actions. But sometimes if I get hurt in a dream the pain lingers on for a while after I wake up. It's amazing what your brain is capable of.
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Remembered the last time I ever pissed myself in my sleep when I was 12, I had the most idyllic dream of a cool summer morning meadow with grass still wet with morning dew, and I was pissing in a stream from a freshwater spring. I woke up from the bed becoming cold and wet.
poromanul@PolPotAliveInUA
I was about to pee in a urinal in my dream when an alarm woke me up. I was possibly saved from pissing myself
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@brugmodius @RockyLP0 @DeadlockAnon There is nuance indeed miss vampire, you can't judge what sort of impact someone had on numbers alone. That is the point I was trying to make.
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@RockyLP0 @DeadlockAnon And if you have a guy on your team getting 2 picks in 4v1 maybe you should play around this guy, imagine what he could do in a proper team fight.
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@DeadlockAnon If someone is 4v1 and get TWO PICKS, and their team does nothing with it- THEIR team is contributing nothing to the game.
How does anyone type stuff like this, and nor realise how dumb they sound?
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@PolPotAliveInUA Honestly didn't have issues with headaches, my biggest problem was the mood swings, I'd go from full of rage, to hopeless sorrow to nervous wreck to normal throughout the day.
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People still don't know that you have to thug out a week of tormenting headaches and urges to rid yourself of a nicotine dependency in the big year 1 A.K?
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tomie@tomieinlove
Had a headache. Put in a Zyn and it went away. please, no. please God, no, no, no, please please God no. please please no please no no no NO pLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD NONONONONONO
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@PolPotAliveInUA @WHIRLWINDOFSOUL When I see spring onions hit the shelves it makes me immune to sadness
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