El Serio

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@maquinadefu3goo I’ve seen folks change a baby’s diaper on a tray table…death penalty.

I’m sorry, but opening a Slim Jim or Chomps on a plane should put you on a watchlist

@thepixiesdick Ofc bby have a good at work <3 ;)

@watertribepapi Thank you for being the best cyber boyfriend a boy could ask for

Photo by Mitch Ritter (mitch.ritter)

And in 50 years when you forget what I smell like or what I sound like, just know that I loved you.

@onthefriikingjo There’s plenty of things that suck about me as well lol.

@watertribepapi Okay Beyonce

I actively do not date bc people suck.

@htxgtzrz2004 I’m ctfuuuuuu 😭😭😭

@watertribepapi No deadass. I’m lowkey convinced Graham was sacrificed for McConnell ngl😭😭😭

My parents are besties fr, all they do is gossip n go to pilates together 😭

@htxgtzrz2004 That too and that pic of him and Mora is so poetic 😭

@watertribepapi And NICE bro he’s so nice I can’t hate him🤣

The way Mexicans (me) are just soft on Jude Bellingham bc he’s hot 😭

Sometimes I get ptsd from the time I walked into a Cuban barbershop in Miami and they fucked my shiii all da way back to the revolution fr.

Eating ass is actually very close to my heart…yeah…

@Heel_Tyler @TMZ LMFAOOOOO

@TMZ He missed Mitch so much he had to go burn in hell with him 💔

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham Dead at 71 tmz.me/4wymjiR

A lot of people tryna make a case as to why Argentina is not an inherently racist country keep calling it “Argentine” and alr my brain turned off.