Ana

lean is law but i committed a misdemeanor -rupi kaur

@ZANYBRANE Tung Tung Tung Balloon

Got hired for a kid's party, this is what the parents had me make.

Happy tax season to those who celebrate 🎉

@zinnia_priv (Also I prefer the short hairstyle I am a huge proponent of the the layered lob)

@zinnia_priv U are so pretty

Bryan Johnson talking about red 40: don’t dye

@SocialAcolyte I reject the premise of running out of time with every fiber of my being we have to solve this aging shit

When I say life is flying by, I could not mean it any more seriously. It feels like time is accelerating in such a dramatic fashion that in just a few moments i will look back and my life will simply be over. There’s this constant pressure, like I’m running out of time I can’t get back, and that the hole it is pouring out from is getting wider with each passing day. I need more time. I need to sow the bag back together, i need the leak to slow. At this pace, even a thousand years wouldn’t be enough.

@SocialAcolyte State *

@SocialAcolyte being a permie is an ontological stats

man these people are just awful update your priors moid

Yes

Photons start mewing squinting and cheek biting when you observe them

CAPTCHA is a feudal humiliation ritual. Before entering the castle, the peasant must identify 9 buses in a toaster-quality photo from 2007. Miss 2 pixels on the corner and you’re denied access to a service you already paid for

The Greeks really ate with the word barbarian. one could say they raised the bar bar bar for outgroup slurs

@capauri Stacy supp stack.

@wavelettes >cleared out liquor cabinet with my friends >sleep score was 100 that night what did they mean by this

ur supplement stack will not outrun shitty sleep and loneliness

@nicberries Big if true!!!

The most potent biohack is just lowering the barrier to meeting actually aligned people Enoch shows you who you should meet at an event before you even go :p

The young intern who accidentally did a Retweet apologizes.

@mongo_lassi U cutie patootie

playing outside past curfew feels good

@SocialAcolyte WHAT WHAT WHAAAT

the council will decide your fate [🧠][❤️][🍆]