Ana

I haven’t heard a peep about the hantavirus in like two weeks

@BlasianHokage @onairosapp No one can steal ur swag if ur using @onairosapp

Software now costs nothing, so what makes a user decide to use your app instead of a clone? The answer is a magical user experience specific to every user, because you understand every user more deeply than your competitors.

You need a reality check your z score is likely >0 even if you are a meager MMTB/MMTN

people watching is the strongest cure for body dysmorphia. you might be a low-grade mogger and not even realize it if your reference population is fraudmaxxed HTNs and HTBs online

guys do I look fat in this group photo

Driving is not a human right. It’s insane that any moron is allowed to operate 2 ton machinery after successfully completing one little circle around the DMV without clipping a fire hydrant

@capauri so cute so polite

waymos and roombas are so cute. i want their destruction to classify as some sort of animal abuse

it must be so peaceful to experience the world without being burdened by second order effects

@BlasianHokage @onairosapp Real!

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@CCantonii I was this close 🤏 to starting Reta and then I chickened out after seeing the cardiovascular side effects

@wavelettes It's so much easier with them just give in and do them

How it feels to body recomp without peptides in 2026

They already have masculinized foundation and brow pencils and high heels. THE CONTOUR PALETTE NICHE IS WIDE OPEN

It’s not makeup it’s maxilla frauding

Million dollar idea : a contour, blush, and highlight palette with masculine matte black packaging and call it “ZygoKit” or “GonialMaxx” or “BonePaint” or something

I always feel like a hare LARPing as a bunny and failing

@caucaleb I’m fat and chopped and the world isn’t bending its will to me the only option is butterfly max bc roach ain’t working

@wavelettes you need to be roachmaxxing. you need to impose your will on the world. you need to carve the world into your image with your repulsiveness. the butterfly’s will atrophies from a lack of resistance in its cocoon of decadence. you need to OBESEMAXX and force the world to make room

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