tex richman (mr texas t)

Can I be alt even if I’m fat and unfunny and listen to shit music and my parents love me

@wavycornchip no i don't

you put sunscreen on just to sit in your house all day

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

chickmunks are squirrels

don’t call them jags bro

for the malort lover with dysphagia

young hoes microwave everything for 30 seconds

Hoes will get mad when you crack a joke… but will let a joke crack. Stay with me now.

taking an everything shower just in case josh allen comes up to the nosebleeds

some days you try harder than you have ever tried before to get out of sight of the camera and you end up on no context pgh anyway and thats O.K.

monkey d laufey

pirate situationship halloween costume: what arrrrrgh we

tonight is for her.

@chuubanca they had to wait til i worked at the hospital

@wavycornchip kind of crazy it took us going to nursing school at Pitt for them to make a prestige medical drama set in Pittsburgh

so like do Pittsburgh oomfs watch the Pitt

@footage_seer it’s good i swear

@wavycornchip Im so tempted

giving into the twitter hype on zara larsson feels good as fuck

@footage_seer it helps to be kind of nauseated by everything

@wavycornchip don't think I have the will and fortitude for this

measuring out and eating one exact serving of box mac and cheese

@footage_seer it was fine but i woke up really hungry

@wavycornchip i've always been curious about this possibility