Jim Craig

Moderation is for cowards

Mom, you know who you’re dealing with, why did you get me slim fit pants #ass #cantmove

Champaign, Illinois. More like little Bangladesh.

@timmyriggins24 True. There is always the possibility that I shit myself 5 times today and 5 times tomorrow

@way2eeez I’d probably go 10 just to be safe

Do you guys think I should pack 7 or 8 pairs of underwear for my weekend trip home today?

The pure joy when I saw this live.

@JLoveStan10 @16inchcommenter I told him he had not written the perfect country and western song because he hadn’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin drunk.

@16inchcommenter A friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song. He told me it was the perfect country/western song

Sad to know that David Allen Coe was finally called by his name. Greatest country/western song of all time #resteasy

Tonight, these beers are for you David

@way2eeez I’m not sure it was all over the news. They blew up his house too

Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

@Bigdaddyvinz_ That’s boromir you moron

Has he played any other major role apart from Ned stark?

That’s former #bears WR Alshon Jeffrey to you

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

@varsityghost__ @big_balls2369

Me getting low to call my 5’6” friend big dog

I hope everyone has a Good Friday

Probably not the best week to wear my tiger woods golf swing crewneck

when it went straight into the funeral scene after they aimed for the bushes

@Billyfballghost @JLoveStan10 True words brother

@JLoveStan10 Enough to make a grown man cry

Playing the game as old as time. Name that guy…. Missing you @Billyfballghost

The badgers continue to fail me time after time… what doesn’t fail me is singing songs with my friends

Dirty old town