wayne

because i no get lucrative white business partner wey dey pay again, vendor change whatsapp number him no tell me. fairs 💔

4 guys total silence my guy: "we gas make am bro" All man: "omoooooooooo"

@Forte4r Face fat

What’s a lowkey symptom of smoking weed that people don’t talk about? 🤔 Be honest

“you just scarce o” an underrated compliment.

nobody fit see 5 naira from me this week, on my life

peeing while you're semi-hard>>>

"oya nau" a grammatical masterpiece

a touchy woman will increase your lifespan

Don’t get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are, never let them see you coming. That’s the real game. Keep yourself small when you need to. Stay quiet. Stay harmless-looking. Be the little guy they underestimate from day one. Let them overlook you, let them misread you, let them think they’ve got you figured out. Because the most dangerous man in the room is rarely the loudest one it’s the one nobody realizes is mastering the whole universe in silence.

near success syndrome.

If na boys room na one fridge go dey there and anything wey you keep inside fridge is at owners risk

By the age of 21 you should have lost your savings in crypto at least once

@StephenkeshXX Gratitude is a must.

Omo thank God for life if una know wetin sickle cell Dey face.

the small dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure of what to type>>>

Just added another stream of passive income (My wife got a 3rd job)

Appreciate life ❤️ anyhow e come

@thejaylamora Real

Maturing is realizing PEOPLE DO NOT FW YOU FR 😂like realistically

the aura debt when you’re on a bike and your cap flies off your head <<<

how maroon 5 take know say marun na five?

@StephenkeshXX @Erotic_shoppe Press her neck

@Erotic_shoppe You self post your husband if you get one… make people see the sanyeri wey you marry

At least they’re not married to a shameful man who’s soiling their reputation every 2 market days.