Keith Coton

@Elonmusk_base40 36

@ElonMuskn4sv 45283

@rickygervais Watched in the past from the future, New Zealand but hurry up cos I’m going back to the past in the future

Watch the record-breaking, Golden Globe nominated Mortality on Netflix tonight. Let me know where in the world you’re watching it and I might come and play there on my next tour.

@fc_auckland I guess he would be young Cam on the day he was born, wouldn’t be old Cam would it

On this day in 1994, a young Cam Howieson was born. 🎂 Happy birthday Cam, enjoy your day. 👑💙

@fc_auckland Who the fuck do they think they are… Auckland CITY

Our Retro Jersey is here! Get it exclusively at the Auckland FC Open Day. - First Team meet & greets - Auckland FC Reserves vs Wellington Phoenix, 3pm - Food trucks & more 📅 Saturday, Oct 4 | 1–5pm 📍 Fred Taylor Park Be there early, the retro kits won’t last long. 💙

@MichaelAHann Moving the goalposts

@fc_auckland Classless 😥

Only 45 more minutes left of this 😢 Second half is underway. ⚔️AKL 3-0 WEL 🟡 (46’) #AKLvWEL

@lazeh139434 @fc_auckland @DramaLlamaGuy1 Auckland owner also owns Bournemouth

@fc_auckland @dramallamaguy1 why have they highlighted bournemouth in england

Where are you watching our lads face off against Western Sydney tomorrow? 👇

@ByPhillipRollo You seem to have forgotten that Auckland City gave him the chance to win 3 OFC titles

I am pretty sure the first time I saw Liam Gillion play was for Western Suburbs in the first game of football we were allowed to attend during the Covid-19 pandemic in Petone. Glad a second club has come along to give him an opportunity. He's looking at home in the A-Leagues.

"It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." @AucklandCity_FC 🤝 #FIFACWC

𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗧𝗢𝟮𝟱 @FCWC #FIFACWC, #TakeItToTheWorld #WeAreNavyBlue 🔵⚪️

@fc_auckland Down the tunnel ?? at Fred Taylor park. Your cliches need some work

HALF TIME: Toomey's goal gives us the advantage heading down the tunnel. ⚔️ 1 - 0 🌊 [HT]

@inglebyblue and one from Auckland 😉

Arsenal losing tonight confirms there will be just one, only one, no more than one, a Champions League winning one, World Club winning one and simply the greatest one London team in the Club World Cup 2025.

@ChelseatheLab All the best mate

My office for the next few hours.!!!

@NZ_Football @southern_united @WgtnOlympic @ESAFC @AucklandCity_FC 4

Which was your favourite goal scored last week in the #NZNationalLeague Championship? Let us know by commenting the number of your favourite goal below! ⚽️💥 @southern_united @WgtnOlympic @ESAFC @AucklandCity_FC

@TFHBs @Marcotti Pete Czech

Lunchtime Poll: Who is the greatest goalkeeper of the 21st Century? 🧤

@Blueprint_pod @garryhayes @cerilevy @JohnTerry26 @JGronkjaer30 @LondonBluePod @Chels_HQ @1JamesCHELSEA Essential listening for all Chelsea fans and those that aren’t

This week on The Blueprint. Ep.6 - In One Summer (Birth of the Roman Empire) 🧔🏼Ken Bates on the deal to sell Chelsea to Abramovich 👴🏼 Claudio Ranieri on that crazy summer 🚪John Terry/Jesper Gronkjaer takes us inside the #CFC dressing room Out now: podfollow.com/the-blueprint-…

@ChelseatheLab 9-0. So you know this team Kante and Benzema has signed for, that’s who we’ll have to play in next CWC

@Wealdstone Final score?

@Wealdstone Keith! What on earth........

@paula_j_k I did not know that, thank god they found Joe.