Wesley Thomas ✭

On route to Tampa, and this man noticed my niece starting to fuss. He turned to what we thought would be a scolding, but says “would she like to draw?” He pulls out a tablet from the overhead bin and hands it to her. “I have 4 daughters 😊” he said. Y’all, look at his face. 💕

@stangeorge The demons are gonna have to get a little more creative now

By far the most considerate vandalism I’ve experienced on a jobsite. Nothing broken or stolen. Just a friendly, concise message written in framing chalk. No, I will not leave you silly goose! Especially after you’ve welcomed me with such hospitality!

My mom was telling my daughter the story of the boy who cried wolf, her most prized fable. In classic immigrant grandmother fashion, she spared no details and told my 4 yo daughter that the wolf ate the boy. And then told her that Jesus doesn’t like it when kids lie. My genius daughter: “did Jesus like it when the wolf ate the boy?” Checkmate, Grandmother. Happy Sunday.

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

@stangeorge Amazing work!

We picked up the lot behind this project and construction should start in the next couple of months. Mortgage rates aren’t looking too great here in the near term, but I’m bullish on this pocket of Houston • less than 8 min to downtown • 6 minutes from the East River development, a $300mm private/public partnership that is revitalizing the natural bayou on the east side of town. Restaurants, golf course, office space, and walking and biking trails

People who clap when the plane lands, I owe you an apology...

god forbid a nigga take in the vibe

@promo3daniel If you don’t @ him I will, it’s @rony4789

@promo3daniel @DannyThomas94 @rony4789 @plukose Not as attacked as we feel in the middle of the night man

Lmao I feel attacked. @DannyThomas94 @rony4789 @wealthymoses @plukose

If you're not working multiple remote jobs with chatGPT you're leaving money on the table. I just finished setting up my home office to work 10 different remote engineering jobs. I'm personally not worried about AI taking my job.

This is officially the whitest trial of all time

@DannyThomas94 👀

it's cold as FUCK outside

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee 21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one

Mom: did you get an A on your spanish test Me: C Mom: okay mr mexico 🤩

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

serial killers saw these glasses and were like “yoooooo”

landlord just raised my rent by $250. have fun losing the best basketball player in ur building

This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive