Nathan

every manager i’ve known usually just says “yea that’s fine” for ten years before getting fired for never enforcing anything ever

@GreentextWizard The fact of the matter is that bringing up the watch out of the blue is a sign of insecurity, so participating at all is just playing into it.

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Just read "T is the twentieth letter of the alphabet" and it fucked me up.... what's he doing back there???

oh yeah snail party 🎶🐌🌳 Oh yeah Snarty oh yeah 🐌🐌🍾🪩🌱

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

I want to be horny about re nude mods but every time I see one all I can think is. Boy put that thang away lest a sloppy creachur yoinks it

@atlanticesque What is his problem

Thinking about the largest single-cell organism

Naps were invented by Big Sleep to sell more Sleep

“Lord, during my time on earth i read Aquinas and Augustine and Liguori and-" “did you feed the hungry? did you clothe the poor? did you visit the sick?” “uhhhh…”

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

only thing stronger than hate is love

I’M FUCKING SOBBING 😭😭😭

@s3tok41b4 The only actual valid argument I've ever heard against the idea of being infinitely immortal is the idea of the heat death of the universe and a few billion years, and if that happens she can just teleport to another dimension where that's not happening. Zero downsides

To live and die multiple times seemingly forever is torture

This is genuinely a horrible fate

this is not an artwork my shit stopped working😭😭😭

@GeordanWithaG @kennardmatt Which was supplied by America for the exact reason they used it.

@weasel_lucky @kennardmatt It’s not that the Americans didn’t do it too. It just that this particular picture was from a South Vietnamese napalm strike.

The American Empire is humanity's greatest enemy

@GeordanWithaG @kennardmatt I didnt know the south Vietnamese were able to manufacture napalm

@kennardmatt The napalm strike was from a South Vietnamese plane.