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Sermerleek⚡️
@web3mast3r
Exploring Web3 & AI opportunities 🚀 Research • Airdrops • Community Building Helping beginners grow online.
Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2024
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@SunusiMinjibir The confidence Nigerians use to apply for jobs we’re not qualified for needs to be studied in Harvard 😭💔
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So, I studied Building Engineering. Finished NYSC like three years ago. I’ve been job-hunting in Abuja like a responsible citizen. No jobs. Bunch of rejected applications and transport money to interviews that lead nowhere.
Then one day, I saw a job ad from a Chinese construction company. Salary: $1,500 per month. I nearly fainted. That’s over a million naira, please! The requirements are simple, or maybe I thought so. Must know how to drive an excavator and understand Chinese. Me, a man with building engineering degree, zero excavator experience, and Chinese that ends at “Jackie Chan.” But hunger was beating me like African drum.
So I opened my CV and added this. Skills: Excavator Operator (Advanced), Languages: Fluent in Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese – because why not?)
I even googled “how to say hello in Chinese” and practised “Ni hao” like it was my name. Sent the CV with confidence. Two days later I got a call. They liked my “experience” and they’d like me to come for interview and run some tests on me. I smiled like I had finally jazzed the system.
Day One. I showed up at the construction site in Jabi for the final stage, with my boots that I borrowed from a friend, fresh reflector vest, and chest high with lies. The site supervisor, a no-nonsense Chinese man, looked at me and said, “You, go start excavator. Move sand.” I nodded confidently like Bob the Builder.
My brother, I entered that excavator and suddenly everything looked like spaceship control. Buttons everywhere. But all that didn’t scare me because i suddenly remembered one TikTok video that simply teaches how to operate an excavator. I pressed one button, excavator started shaking. Pressed another—the bucket lifted and nearly slapped a generator. I tried to reverse, the thing went forward and crushed a newly completed wall. I said to myself, “gaskiya this excavator is fake.”
Everybody started shouting in Chinese. I didn’t know what they were saying, but I’m sure it wasn’t compliments. Then one of the engineers came to me, speaking fast Mandarin like he was ordering pepper soup. I just smiled and said, “Xie xie.” He paused. Blinked. Then shouted something that definitely sounded like, “This one is mad!”
In less than 20 minutes, I was called to the side. HR didn’t even argue. The guy looked at me with the calmness of someone that has seen too much. He said, “Oga, please leave. You’re endangering lives.”
And just like that… I was back on the street. My career in Chinese construction ended before it started.
But guess what? I can proudly say I once drove an excavator for 12 minutes and made international enemies in two languages.
One of the lesson here is simple, don’t lie on your CV… unless you’re ready for Netflix-level drama in real life.
Fiction.
#PeaceMan

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Meye ra’ayinku?
📌 Mu buɗe group?
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