betsie

Cillian Murphy is made out of porcelain and Matthew McConaughey was carved from a pine tree

in my culture, showing someone your favorite Malcolm In The Middle clips is a sign of great respect

Who up eating they rainbow

IF You get a chance.. no matter what city you are in .. go to the Symphony in your town .. it will change your life

Back in the day eeeevverybodys bitmoji was talkin

Texting people for some Hi

All my homies on twitter we're tweeting together hi

Just trying to curate a positive vibe

I wanna shout out my friend Andrew

I want to tweet sooooo hard but I have nothing to say

Freddie Gibbs is like if Project Pat was serious

When u just used Klarna for a Redbull at the gas station and Tyler and Josh add you to a gc titled “MARYLAND ‘26 🌞🌈”

hey guys just hopping on here to say i just love twitter and i wish @weboughtazoofan was in my bed

@abpup123 MULUUUUU

“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars

challengers… you won best picture

my eyes see jesse plemons

If an alien abducted me I would say Ok

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

Curious george always comes in clutch with the questions