Amenhotep III, The Magnificent

The fluid from my brain is leaking outta my butt! i think i need some toiler paper or a lobotomy

its all too much sometimes

“where am i?” - my girlfriend with alzheimers, whom of which i love dearly i say “you’re home, with me, your boyfriend”. the words are swallowed by the endless abyss of her mind. they sink deep into some padded cell beneath the thick mud of conscious. consumed by deaf thought.

“take me to your wiener” - my alien girlfriend

the worst thing about being a little guy is 1. having to go on my tippy toes 2. shivering like a jack russell

yeah ive got an eating disorder… im eating.. dis order of fries my g!

flys are so dumb man. if i was a fly i would stay in toilets and fly into an asshole and live inside the colon. straight the source. other flys could never think of that because they are so dumb but not me.

im osama bin starving right now babe, i’m so hungry i could eat a 9/11

thats all, stokes! @CricketAus

shot a music video for Tricky Mac and Benny T link below

Ask not what acid can do for you, ask what you can do for acid.

shakespeare is the joey jordison of literature

never seen a meme i didn’t like

and a choctop for the wife thanks

using “economical theatre” in discussions

captain america movie but when he’s thawed out from the ice he reveals it couldnt have been 6 million and he was there so

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nobody out here REAL enough to develop a cum tribute snapchat filter.

menstrual institution