Weed Wave🌿

"Therapist: And how do you cope? Me:

“My father is a politician”

Your mom knows you smoke? " Ya, mom, know you got bodies than her

ADHD Is Like Living in a Browser With 47 Tabs Open I went to the kitchen to grab water and my phone. I came back with a spoon and no memory of choosing it. I opened the fridge to think about what I wanted. Stood there so long I forgot I was hungry. I went to brush my teeth. Ended up reorganizing the bathroom shelf. Teeth still unbrushed. I picked up my charger to plug in my phone. My phone is now somewhere in the house charging my anxiety instead. I started cleaning my desk. Found a random old receipt. Now I’m emotionally attached to it and cleaning is over. I went to do one small task. My brain said, "While we're here, let's also fix everything else." Now nothing is finished, but every room contains evidence that I tried. ADHD isn't getting distracted once. It's accidentally starting six side quests while attempting one main mission. It's forgetting why you walked into a room, then remembering three unrelated things you forgot last week. It's turning a two-minute task into a 45-minute adventure with no clear ending. And somehow, despite the chaos, your brain can still remember an embarrassing thing you said in 2017 with crystal-clear detail. Living with ADHD is basically being both the person holding the map and the person constantly wandering off the trail.

Calling ADHD and autism a superpower sounds positive until you're the one living with the parts that hurt. It's easy to celebrate hyperfocus when it leads to success. People don't talk as much about the missed deadlines, the burnout, the sensory overload, the forgotten messages, the impulsive decisions, or the constant effort it takes just to keep up with things that seem effortless for everyone else. I don't need people to tell me I'm secretly gifted. I need them to understand why a crowded room can leave me exhausted. Why a simple task can feel impossible some days. Why I can be incredibly capable and still struggle with things others take for granted. ADHD and autism can come with strengths. But strengths do not cancel out disability. Pretending the hard parts don't exist doesn't reduce stigma it just makes it harder for people to ask for the support they need. Some days I feel capable. Some days I feel disabled. Both experiences are real, and neither should be ignored.

sorry for freaking out i didn't get my 12 hrs of alone time today

Knicks fans gonna cause more damage to the city of NYC than any terrorist group organization 😭

Let's play a game to see how genius you are⭐ 🎯 🧩 Can You Stop It At The Perfect Time?

smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons i can't lie.

Name a horror movie villain who is actually pure evil. Compared to this guy

Nobody: "40 year old men talking selfie at an owanmbe party"

kuna mtu ako shule sai hasomi anadhani akimaliza shule atakuwa Central Cee

Curvy thick bodies hit different when they’re creaming all over you

Most men don't like brown thighs 😒

I never thought I would become the kind of woman who hides a camera in her own house. When I tell people what I did, they call me toxic, controlling, crazy. Maybe I was. But after months of watching my husband come home late, smiling at messages he would never let me see, and treating me like a stranger in my own marriage, I stopped trusting my heart. So I bought a tiny hidden camera online. I hid it behind the books in our living room. I told myself I would only use it for one night. Just one. The first few days, nothing happened. He came home, ate dinner, watched TV, and went to bed. I almost felt guilty. Then, on the fourth night, he walked into the living room alone. He looked around to make sure nobody was there. Then he sat on the couch… …and started crying. Not the kind of crying where tears quietly fall. The kind where a grown man struggles to breathe. He pulled out a small pink backpack from under the couch. I had never seen it before. He opened it and took out a little stuffed rabbit.

Things like this need to be communicated before the date.😳🍿

A few months ago, an elderly woman was admitted to my service. Her prognosis was grim, she had maybe a week left. Her family was locked in a bitter, screaming argument in the hallway about treatment options. Half of them wanted to pursue aggressive, painful interventions to prolong her life by a few days. The other half wanted to transition to comfort care....

When I found out I was pregnant, I was scared and confused. The man involved kept saying abortion was the easiest solution and promised he would never leave me alone through it all. I believed him. After everything happened, he slowly changed, became distant, and eventually disappeared completely. That experience taught me that some emotional wounds don’t heal as quickly as people think. 💔

One work friend wanted me to have an affair with his wife so he could be with his girlfriend when gone “fishing,”. We met once. She divorced him and moved. Another coworker at a different job had a nice boat. A big one you live on out in the ocean. Well anyway he took my wife

I’m a parking enforcement officer. Everyone hates me. I get it. This car kept parking illegally. Same spot. Every day. Tickets piling up. Hundreds of dollars. Finally caught the owner. Young woman. Nurse scrubs. She saw me writing another ticket. Collapsed against her car crying. “I know. I’m sorry. I work doubles. Overnight shifts. Only parking is a mile away. I can’t walk that at 3 AM. It’s not safe. I’ll pay. Somehow.”

Good weed, no drama, full battery, and nowhere to be. That’s wealth.