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i would like to apologize to everyone for being back on twitter but i’ve had to keep all of my stupid thoughts to myself and oh my god i’m annoying they must be released like a plague on the lands

:v

Big news i am not straight . I just got diagnosed with scoliosis today .

when a hot woman asks you for anything whatsoever

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

i wanna have friends again soooo bad

@midaDotDog orcane because he can turn water into whale 🙂‍↕️

what rivals 2 character would jesus christ main

i feel like i’m the other side of this im SORRY to anyone who ever talks to me lmao i really am trying

(移動距離どれくらいかわからないけど) SA的なとこ立ち寄ったりしてくれてたら嬉しい #ぽこあポケモン

oh! thats my body…. thats MY body keeping the score………

im so in love with my girlfriend, i am the luckiest girl in the world to have a real life angel love me, she is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen with the most sweet and kind nature to match, she is sunlight and warmth and contentment

drag queen who does improv named Jess And

blocked so many advertisers on this site that my sponsored posts are now just people making art lol

Unfortunately, the tone of your voice was a bit different, and perhaps you even seemed more distant that usual. Fret not, for I will take initiative and exile myself for you, saving you the trouble of doing so.

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

once about every two weeks you have to pay the tax and listen to Tears Dont Fall by Bullet For My Valentine idk. its just like a law of the universe or something

i took that michael brigg test again

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

what if we kissed under the mistletoaster

altering the course of their lives forever for daring to do the heinous crime of: making cute little drinks

the boba shop is making a noise that i can only describe as holding a magic wand up to the ceiling between us and oh my god i am going to jump off my balcony and kill myself right in front of their main entrance