margaret quaalude✨

rent stabilized too 🤩 I might die in this apt idk

I don’t mean to brag but I somehow obtained this. ✨anything is possible✨

@queeblogaymode my bad, you’re right

@queeblogaymode aren’t you… playing?

I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it

isn’t this a plot for Chuck in Gossip Girl?

@CBSNews if you do shut please don’t do it til Monday, Spirit, thanks!

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@eyehateblake I was smoking the whole time, but you guys are so good!!!

@weedxwitch didn't see it but i heard it from outside and it was killer!

person who didn’t watch a single second of your set: hey man, great set!

@queeblogaymode me too. hmu!

oops I only want to listen to Hayley Williams

many years ago a friend got ticketed drinking in Central Park and just kept the ticket on him all summer to flash if he went to get ticketed again. kinda worth it

sometimes I feel I live in a different Bushwick than the rest of you

is Lena Dunham my aunt* actually

@angyghoul this is beautiful I love the internet

@weedxwitch this reminded me how a few weeks ago this goth from Brazil followed me on insta so I followed back and a bunch of her goth friends followed me and I have no clue what they’re saying lol

I somehow made it to Portuguese Lorde meme Twitter. this rocks

I attended a “managing student loan debt” meeting and the advice was consider going to a community college first (I did) or hey, maybe sit down with your family and ask for help. maybe your grandparents have money you don’t know about, or your parents were gifting you some anyway

yeah all you bitches against raising the minimum wage can sit down