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Dad going to prison, mom addicted to pills, oldest son an excessively horny passport bro, and younger son closeted and obsessed with the older brother. Oh Piper sister I’m so sorry #WhiteLotus

My favorite way to clean is throwing everything in the trash, everythingggggg goes in the trash!

you are absolutely right. she's been cripwalking and going to an IMMACULATE home to a 6'5" tech billionaire, active father, philanthropist, feminist, and women's maternal health advocate who makes their children custom drawn fucking pancakes every weekend (I'm not kidding, look it up) and buys his daughters entire sports teams while investing in women's sports worldwide. you bitches are absolutely INSANE to try and downplay her life and blessings in any kind of way, because you're supporting a rapper that doesn't even know your name. BUT YOU SHOULD BE MAD. And anybody who fumbled 23-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams before Alexis Ohanian got to her, should be absolutely sick about it. I am cackling at the audacity of nameless and faceless men trying to lessen her life. TUH. 😭

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

If you see me post this without context just know the crash out is gonna be unimaginable.

@LeahElizabeeth I cannot wait 😭

I’m bringing back college black out Leah for every single one of @weeezy_deeezy wedding events

USPS Informed Delivery is the greatest innovation from the post office... because YES i do want to see what's coming

What she has forgotten to mention is that we are 2nd worse in infant mortality, and in the top 10 for teen pregnancy. We also have no Pre-K education, and turn down money to feed kids in need. We may birth them, but we sure don't take care of them! So, a weird, and sad, flex.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

@mirtalagodoy Miss youuu 🫶🏾

@weeezy_deeezy 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

The amount of people suggesting Caitlin Clark sub for Cameron Brink when Caitlin didn’t tryout for the 3x3 team and plays a different position explains everything you need to know about the WNBA discourse