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@weefslider

splatoon commentator & certified splatling propagandist | zookeeper, trainer, conservation educator | shallow is so gay

any pronouns Katılım Ekim 2022
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weef 🏳️‍🌈@weefslider·
i love this so much it's unreal
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Eve
Eve@tinglespoon·
i think its awesome that so many trans guys naturally gravitate towards the names of the ninja from ninjago
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EExile
EExile@EExile_·
@weefslider @ImKingGinger @julius_cheezer @TheMG3D The reality is no one gives a fuck how it’s made, is it good or is it bad will ultimately be the only thing that matters in the end better content/product prevails soon that will be Ai
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Angela ⟢
Angela ⟢@luxangelae·
silly idea i had
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Max
Max@maxtmcc·
one fact that I feel like has really not penetrated the public consciousness to the extent that it should is “birds are dinosaurs.” and not in like a “they are distant descendants” way, in a “dinosaurs did not go extinct” way
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weef 🏳️‍🌈@weefslider·
@ImKingGinger @julius_cheezer @TheMG3D I want to make an original tomato soup recipe. I could either taste a bunch of different chef's renditions of the soup and create my own from scratch based on what I learned, or I could buy a 5 cans of tomato soup, throw them in a blender, and claim it's an original recipe.
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Gusya
Gusya@AngryGooseberry·
- Let’s talk about birds?
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clare ❤️‍🔥
clare ❤️‍🔥@clarejtbirch·
> call to adventure > refusal of the call > refusal of the call > refusal of the call > refusal of the call > refusal of the call > tentative and begrudging acceptance of the call on nights and weekends only
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ash 🪿@crescentmoontea·
the average zoo guest is an idiot. they're all like "ooh I want to see lions and elephants and monke" and not "this zoo could do with another 100-200 peacocks. I certainly would enjoy another 100-200 peacocks."
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Stupid Twink
Stupid Twink@ThisStupidTwink·
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In The Pocket
In The Pocket@Luv2Bowl99·
@Radicalcentrstt @Attractions The workers at BGT seem extremely unhappy. They are low paid employees who don’t want the jobs that they have. Disney Cast members aren’t making as much money as they should be, but at least they don’t take it out on the guests.
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Attractions Magazine
Attractions Magazine@Attractions·
United Parks & Resorts — the parent company of SeaWorld, Busch Gardens, and Sesame Place parks — reported a 3.4% decrease in attendance and a 6.2% decrease in revenue in Q3 2025 compared to Q3 2024. The company cites bad weather on Fourth of July and Labor Day holidays as well as a decline in international visitors (by 90,000 guests) as reasons for the lower numbers. More: buff.ly/5rbn8W1
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weef 🏳️‍🌈@weefslider·
@I_Love_Shrimpy @Actually_Tina This is just the state of anything environmental or conservation related though, the job market being shitty isn't caused by the economy being shit but its being exacerbated by it. Ecology, biology, etc. are fields overrun with incredibly passionate and hardworking people
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Lord Foog of Shrimpton
Lord Foog of Shrimpton@I_Love_Shrimpy·
@Actually_Tina None of these people were slackers, many of them did the right thing in consistently holding jobs and internships during college. I graduated almost a year ago and many of these people have been applying nonstop, no luck. Even those who are employed are maybe making $18-24/hr.
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
this is what unmedicated adhd feels like
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sea of pure agony
sea of pure agony@seaofsurprises_·
society if dine with shamu was never built, the loro parque transfers never happened, and if seaworld was still operated by busch
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Moongazer
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket·
once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big macs in my car in the parking lot but on particularly autistic occasions i tend to freestyle. tonight was one of my “monkey nights” and my biological requirement for subway was irresistible. i drove 45 minutes out of town as i knew my behavior would be unacceptable. it was here i made my move. the sandwich artist had never been through an employee training module to prepare him for this terror. entering the establishment, i initially confirmed that i was the only patron. i then approached the counter, my eyes glazed over. i did not speak. i did not make any facial expressions. i simply pointed at each item that i desired. the sandwich artist did not understand. i point to the bread. he approaches it. “this one sir?” i flick my wrist slightly to the left. i have clearly indicated an italian footlong. i hold my pose, continuing to point at the bread until he correctly identifies it. he brings the bread to the condiments. I point again. he hesitates. his arm lurches forward, then just as quickly returns, guarded to his chest. he is on the defensive. i have not blinked nor spoken a single word. “what meat would you like tonight?” his training has overridden his fight or flight instinct. i point to the beef. his hand hovers over it. he reaches in and grabs his first handful. i continue to point. he places the handful on the bread. i continue to point. his arm reaches back to the meat in its tin container. “you want double?” i can hear the fear in his voice. i point at the meat. he grabs the meat and places it again upon the sandwich. i point next to the cheese. he moves to the cheese. he does not ask which cheese. he belongs to me now. his hand maneuvers over the swiss. well done. i point next to the onions. he looks at me for a moment. a pregnant pause. he seems to want to speak. but he doesn’t. he is the monkey now with me. he grabs the onions. i lower my hand. he waits motionless. i lift my other arm and point to the oven. i betray nothing with my stare. my posture is strong. my deltoid is flexed effortlessly to extend my arm, merely a vessel to communicate what my brain so desires. he understands me explicitly. he moves to the oven. i move two steps to the right, down the assembly line. there is nobody else in this store. he is aware of the danger he faces. i continue to point at my desired toppings. upon completion of the sandwich, there is tension in the air. irrelevant to my desires. i approach the cash register. i then double back to the beginning of the line. i point at the sugar cookie. he approaches the cookies. he grasps the chocolate chip cookie. in an instant, i have transformed my pointing hand into a thumbs down. he gasps. he drops the cookie as if it were molten rock. i walk calmly back to the register. i pay $25 for a sandwich and a cookie. i leave no tip. i leave the store in silence and drive home listening to ben folds five. it is only after fully ingesting the sandwich that i realize i pointed silently at my doorman instead of greeting him upon entering my apartment. i lock my doors and play kingdom come deliverance 2 while wearing silk underwear
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Kyle Kringle
Kyle Kringle@SkinnyTuna·
> invited to new discord server > ask server owner if the server is generalpilled or channelslop > they laugh and say "it's a good server sir" > join the server > hundreds of dead channels and unused general
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