Janine

@rickygervais We’re in the Arena, good playlist before the show 👌🏻

Geneva is like a painting.

@rickygervais Just got my tickets! Can’t wait to see you!!!

Tickets on Sale Friday at 10am.

@beck “Did you ever let a cowboy sit on your lap” 🤠 is there a better lyric and guitar twang, I think not 👏🏻 chef kiss

Midnite Vultures was released 25 years ago today. Turn it up now: beck.to/midnitevultures

@IrvineWelsh @bluesky And yet here you are 🤨

Enjoying Blue Sky. Like here but for people who have had sex before and read a book that wasn’t just Mein Kampf. @bluesky (That’s unfair. Most people wouldn’t read Mein Kampf, just a three line serialization of it on some website with Go Fund Me page.)

@JaneyGodley Your Mum would be very proud of you for having such dignity and berevity in this message. She was brilliant. You are her, and she was you. Take comfort from the fact she was so loved, and made so many people laugh. What a gift for us to have had her.

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her. The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

@MarianKeyes Maz!!! He’s a ringer! I’m not having it! But it was fantastic to watch.

@SpaceX @elonmusk @Starlink We keep seeing the satellite train over the French Alps on Friday nights

Falcon 9 launches 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit from Florida

@JaneyGodley Can you do a “C**T” sign for Rishi please 🙏🏻

👇👇👇

@JaneyGodley “But I was home alone that fateful day” so there it is, it’s someone else’s fault. He’s full of shit and only sorry it backfired on him so spectacularly

Full apology

@simonharris_mbd “But I was home alone n that fateful day” so there it is, it’s someone else’s fault. He’s full of shit and only sorry it backfired on him so spectacularly

@MonopolyMan007 I would love to win this for my son

@elonmusk @elonmusk or it can be thought of as a 24h pub fight

Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence

@rickygervais I’m going to plagiarize AfterLife, “ he’s a cunt” I never use that word, but my god he really is

@OrkneyLibrary Love a card index, and if you're really fancy - micro fiche

Would anyone else prefer to turn off the news and look at a cheery photograph of some card index drawers right about now?

@KathyBurke They imploding before our eyes, quite extraordinary

Carnage!

@8bitnortherner It’s not real, she’s doing a parody of pattipinkcake and it’s spot on actually 🤣

Genuinely the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. And I was in ‘nam.

@OrkneyLibrary My Father Christmas book is one of my most treasured possessions, I spent hours looking at it when I was a child

We're very sad to hear the news that the author and illustrator Raymond Briggs has died. 😢

@joetracini Good to see you Joe. It is a bit shit, but you’ve just made it less shit by showing up and bring ok. Much love to you, hang in there pal, we’re all in it together

Just to let you know how I am. I do still have a chin, I’ve just not used the camera in a while. Hugs etc xx

@MarianKeyes I love this, I was turning myself inside out watching the original interview, he is such a wee fud