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@stundholz Shut the fuck up lmao

Second marriages, third careers, fourth religions, each time proclaiming “a new page” each time dragging the same chain. There is no clean page, there is only the same page, increasingly crowded, ink bleeding through from previous entries, margins filled with frantic annotations.

The greatest evil of modernity is the collective delusion that everyone can start over, that any life, once wasted in its particular, irreversible way, can still be renewed like a field left fallow, or a forgiven debt. We betray others by telling them that they still have time.

Dax Shepard apologist

source??? pattern recognition

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

my haters become my waiters when i sit down at the table of plenty

One time I was so down bad for a boy I took my roommate’s dinner to his and told him I cooked it

I’ll share my location with a squirrel Idgaf

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

Doodlebop was the original crash out

The Louisiana Refund

I hate people for less lol

Dennis Allen MUST GO

Him: wyd? Me: watching How The CIA Found Osama Bin Laden why wyd??

Me leaving the barbers on Tuesday when oasis reform

I cannot believe substance abuse and casual sex didn’t fill the void in my soul

“You dodged a bullet” ok and maybe I wanted to get shot. Ever consider that