weird genius

Pastor:take this anointing oil to rub your head every night. My cap every night

@egi_nupe @arojinle1 go vex ooo

I am always happy whenever a snake is kpained like this.

@arojinle1 Oluko me when

Tifẹ́, the 5M impression you're looking for is here. I gave you 4.2M impressions already. Before evening, this post alone should have more than 5M. Congrats

@c_mobike Anelka Seedorf

We can agree these were the top 10 street football names then, every school/street had atleast one or more!! Podolski Kaka Deco Dinho Gattuso Shevshenco Zola Lampard Pato Small Messi

@Bigwillz0001 @KingPhelz @munclenny 7

@KingPhelz @munclenny Bruno once had 8assist in the champions leage Am I wrong?

I just checked who holds the record for most assists in a single UCL season and you won’t believe who it is 😂 😭.

@badasskachii Im learning from bruno

Mehn Why did Portugal wait till the goat was 40+ to produce these monsters of midfielders. I'm imagining noodle hair Ronaldo with Vitinha, Bruno and Neves😭😭

@cryptoverted111 @The_RIICHIE @grok @grok answer him

@The_RIICHIE @grok how many assist Bruno get for last World Cup?

Just 6? Okay 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aaron_dami007 @I_Am_Ilemona Na transition football ferguson dey play

@I_Am_Ilemona The only pattern they know is pep ball tikitaka ....if you ask what pattern Fergie plays they go mute

It baffles me when people ask that silly "what is his pattern?" question when it's very evident. Triangles all over the place, sleek passing, solid off the ball movement. It's right there.

@A_lettertomyson @grok what could be the reason

Immediately I hit 30, I swear my kneel begin act funny. Can someone explain the reason behind it?

@A_lettertomyson Boss i dey dm oo

@weirdgeniusko Sinners like una 😂

I hate to pretend I'm happy, when I'm not. For life wey I go die one dey? Make person go dey use sex wey plenty for outside wyne me? No na.

@A_lettertomyson There are things man no suppose dey allow for woman

@A_lettertomyson 🙃

Funny enough, my wife was going through some of the comments she just dey laugh. I no pretend marry her, she knew what to sign up for.

@Wizarab10 @grok how do i check mine

My Spotify All Time Wrap

@A_lettertomyson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heheheheh If she no dey between 18-23 years noting for her. Fresh meat 🍗

@A_lettertomyson Person wey dey craze

Na your papa I blame wey marry your mama. Na only God know Wetin that man dey face. You don't see what you did wrong by denying your husband sex, but when goes outside to get a gal to satisfy him, make God take your life? You sure say your brain still dey active?

@A_lettertomyson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@weirdgeniusko lol Abeg go back oo I need that ram 🐏 Rest today, tomorrow you go back for the search

I usually have a friend come pick me up or I get a normal bolt guy who can always pick me up whenever I land. The last time I was in Lagos, I was charged 50k from the airport to Apple junction. I called my rider, who took me there for 15k, and I tipped him 5k extra.

@Iampredominant @egi_nupe Guy Dayo my classmate then dey run am

@egi_nupe Three days to exam and you begin Dey read as an engineering student, iro lo ma pa werey yen. He too exaggerate am.

This is almost impossible

@zomoears @ceraliza Someone just came in back after 21 years

@ceraliza Only five years later? Dude is somewhat responsible then. Some wait till the child is an adult, then start laying claims. He was wrong,but he is smart to come to his senses this quick. Punish him cos you must,else he won’t know the value. But let him have his wife and child.

A girl i know got pregnant at 20. Her boyfriend begged her not to “ruin his future” and disappeared soon after Thing is… abortion had just been banned where they lived. So while she was forced to carry the pregnancy, he kept posting beach trips, buying new stuffs, and telling people he was “too young to settle down.” She dropped out of uni because morning sickness got so bad. Her parents started raising the baby with her while she went to work. Five years later he suddenly showed up demanding “shared custody” after getting a stable job and realizing people judged him for abandoning his child. Her dad looked him dead in the eye and said…