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@weirdwithwords
views are yours, please tell me what to think
Minneapolis, MN Katılım Nisan 2013
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@MeganBitchell i recognize all 9 of these avis but of those 9 i only know the identity of 5 and of those 5 im only acquainted with 2 and of those 2 i'd only fight for 1 and that 1 also happens to be the most misaligned mf on this chart. what the hell.
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uh oh! unsure whether their reply to your bit is genuinely angry or just playing along?
options:
verify bit and/or sincerely apologize
+mature
+good guy shit
-sincerity looks/feels super uncool
-ruins bit
dont give a fuck
+looks/feels super cool
+is super cool
-sociopath?
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@cockremover @InsertZeitgeist oh i know, seemed funnier to pretend i didnt, due to context.
tbf, reason i can read you is cos i make none of the assumptions that most ppl make regarding the minds and intents of others. those assumptions are handy time savers but lead to loads of unfortunate misunderstandings
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@weirdwithwords @InsertZeitgeist You might not realise it but you ARE good at reading me
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@cockremover @InsertZeitgeist lmao! unless you're not joking in which case, yep i sure do!
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@InsertZeitgeist @weirdwithwords and someone who isnt on twitter anymore
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@jewbyboobie @PunishedBonus "pulse poundino action movie?"
"no. also that's not a word. also O is already on the board. also shut up."
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I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune contestants so much
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@weirdwithwords My baby's footwork is excellent actually
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evidence of a conspiracy, obviously. to do what, tho? avoid gestation?
@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸@Chicago1Ray
Why are there no pictures of Michelle pregnant with Malia, like there are with Melania
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@cockremover nobody's buying! i've tried investment bankers, faux trendy libertarians, dog food companies...
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wont someone please think of the children??
spiro 🇺🇸@spiroBAYC
Scrolling through twitter tonight is absolutely gut wrenching & it’s not bc of the bored ape floor price. It’s bc so many OG apes I’ve grown w/ since mint are getting their apes liquidated via loan protocols. I want to help, we should all be extending hands to help right now.
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@cockremover emma my entire home is filled with bored apes they dont even know how to make jpegs they only know how to make poop. pls send help. preferably in the form of coin bits
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@weirdwithwords All my apes are still here but they're worthless
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@halomancer1 now if you were able to learn that with just a few beers imagine what you could learn with 20 more?
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i love when i drink enough beer that it reveals secrets to me like "this is why that program you wrote doesn't work" or "you should have a cigarette right now as a treat"
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@cockremover "waiter, what is this penis doing in my soup??"
"the backstroke"
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