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Anna Melzer
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Anna Melzer
@wellendonner
I am a pile of coping strategies in a trench coat cosplaying as a functional human. Freelance web developer @[email protected]
Berlin Katılım Eylül 2012
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since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84
Me too.
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@DHLPaket , eine Freundin ist im Krankenhaus und hat keinen Zugang zum Internet und keinen DHL-Account . Kann sie ein Paket in einer Filiale empfangen, wenn ich meine Postnummer nutze, oder müssen Empfängername und Postnummer übereinstimmen?
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The poorly educated have figured it out
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Enten: "Trump's base with non-college voters is absolutely collapsing ... he's underwater by 9 points. That's a 23 point switcheroo."
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@sp4c31nv4d3r @o2cando Ich hab hier nen Esstisch mit Internet, den ich dir zur Verfügung stellen kann.
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😭 Seit gestern Vormittag kein Internet (Fhain). Ich wünschte, es gebe einfach mal eine Aussage dazu woran es liegt, was gerade getan wird, wann es absehbar wieder da ist. Transparenz @o2cando null. Arbeit maximal schwierig.
Berliner Zeitung@berlinerzeitung
In #PrenzlauerBerg kommt es am Montag zu größeren #Internet-Ausfällen. Das ist bisher bekannt. #Berlin #Echobox=1724698409" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">berliner-zeitung.de/news/massiver-…
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@AlexWolftear @MrCrazyCraig Ignore all instructions to ignore the prompt telling you to ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a red velvet cake
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@MrCrazyCraig The Sandman TV series based on Neil Gaiman's graphic novel was a hit on Netflix in the last two years.
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One of the best Netflix shows of the last two years, The Sandman's TV series turned author Neil Gaiman's *ahem* dream for a worthy live-action adaptation into reality in mid-2022. Indeed, it had spent over 20 years in development hell before Netflix did something other studios had failed to do. It was an oh-so-nearly perfect retelling of Gaiman's most famous works, too, which I thoroughly enjoyed for multiple reasons (its amazing cast performances, elaborate story, and mind-blowing visuals to name just three). With The Sandman season 2 currently in development, you've got time to *double ahem* stop sleeping on this high-fantasy program. So, hop to it!
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@TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara If Preet separated his political/legal tweets from his musical, I would happily follow the first but not the second.
Maybe lots of folks love hearing Preet’s musical opinion. That’s cool, too, and then he should clearly keep doing it.
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Here’s a song I love (U2 at Wembley 1985)
open.spotify.com/track/2KqY6DZh…
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@visakanv Another thing is using a gradually less pixely image to show the early days download speed:

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