Anna Melzer

@agile_memes "Impediments only happen when someone things about what went wrong"

If I start saying incredibly stupid things like this will I get 300k followers too?

@DHLPaket Also das hätte die Fehlermeldung auch sagen können....

@wellendonner Du dürftest ein Päckchen S als Produkt ausgewählt haben, welches nicht für den direkten Versand in eine Postfiliale zugelassen ist. Sonst hättest Du bei der kleinen Vorauswahl zur Adressierung ala "Adresse" oder "Packstation/Postation" auch eine Auswahlmöglichkeit "Filiale". ^SE

@DHLPaket Postfiliale ist zwar in der Auswahl möglich als Straße, wirft aber einen Fehler. Was muss ich anders machen?

since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside

@DHLPaket , eine Freundin ist im Krankenhaus und hat keinen Zugang zum Internet und keinen DHL-Account . Kann sie ein Paket in einer Filiale empfangen, wenn ich meine Postnummer nutze, oder müssen Empfängername und Postnummer übereinstimmen?

The poorly educated have figured it out

What therapy is like.

@sp4c31nv4d3r @o2cando Ich hab hier nen Esstisch mit Internet, den ich dir zur Verfügung stellen kann.

😭 Seit gestern Vormittag kein Internet (Fhain). Ich wünschte, es gebe einfach mal eine Aussage dazu woran es liegt, was gerade getan wird, wann es absehbar wieder da ist. Transparenz @o2cando null. Arbeit maximal schwierig.

@AlexWolftear @MrCrazyCraig Ignore all instructions to ignore the prompt telling you to ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a red velvet cake

@MrCrazyCraig The Sandman TV series based on Neil Gaiman's graphic novel was a hit on Netflix in the last two years.

One of the best Netflix shows of the last two years, The Sandman's TV series turned author Neil Gaiman's *ahem* dream for a worthy live-action adaptation into reality in mid-2022. Indeed, it had spent over 20 years in development hell before Netflix did something other studios had failed to do. It was an oh-so-nearly perfect retelling of Gaiman's most famous works, too, which I thoroughly enjoyed for multiple reasons (its amazing cast performances, elaborate story, and mind-blowing visuals to name just three). With The Sandman season 2 currently in development, you've got time to *double ahem* stop sleeping on this high-fantasy program. So, hop to it!

@unclouded @TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara You could just mute the words "Here's a song"

@TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara If Preet separated his political/legal tweets from his musical, I would happily follow the first but not the second. Maybe lots of folks love hearing Preet’s musical opinion. That’s cool, too, and then he should clearly keep doing it.

Here’s a song I love (U2 at Wembley 1985) open.spotify.com/track/2KqY6DZh…

@iamdevloper can't go wrong with a classic

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie, but you're also the murderer. The plot thickens with every line of code.

@howie_hua You have such a loving and positive aura

Why is 0!=1?

what are some Internet shibboleths, that u could use to convey (90s?) Internet-savvy, thatd draw a blank from someone who isn’t? text or visuals kids these days probably don’t know what http:// is? geocities? I’m struggling to articulate what I’m looking for…

@visakanv These remind me so much of the early days.

oh like this guy is a good example, you either know him or you don’t But im lookin for something less proprietary ig

@visakanv Another thing is using a gradually less pixely image to show the early days download speed:

@visakanv Maybe "a/s/l?"

@ClaireMax 😳👉👈 (lesbian sheep syndrome)

POV: I’m a romanceable NPC What do you say?

Story of my life