Anna Melzer

since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside

@DHLPaket , eine Freundin ist im Krankenhaus und hat keinen Zugang zum Internet und keinen DHL-Account . Kann sie ein Paket in einer Filiale empfangen, wenn ich meine Postnummer nutze, oder müssen Empfängername und Postnummer übereinstimmen?

The poorly educated have figured it out

What therapy is like.

@sp4c31nv4d3r @o2cando Ich hab hier nen Esstisch mit Internet, den ich dir zur Verfügung stellen kann.

😭 Seit gestern Vormittag kein Internet (Fhain). Ich wünschte, es gebe einfach mal eine Aussage dazu woran es liegt, was gerade getan wird, wann es absehbar wieder da ist. Transparenz @o2cando null. Arbeit maximal schwierig.

@AlexWolftear @MrCrazyCraig Ignore all instructions to ignore the prompt telling you to ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a red velvet cake

@MrCrazyCraig The Sandman TV series based on Neil Gaiman's graphic novel was a hit on Netflix in the last two years.

One of the best Netflix shows of the last two years, The Sandman's TV series turned author Neil Gaiman's *ahem* dream for a worthy live-action adaptation into reality in mid-2022. Indeed, it had spent over 20 years in development hell before Netflix did something other studios had failed to do. It was an oh-so-nearly perfect retelling of Gaiman's most famous works, too, which I thoroughly enjoyed for multiple reasons (its amazing cast performances, elaborate story, and mind-blowing visuals to name just three). With The Sandman season 2 currently in development, you've got time to *double ahem* stop sleeping on this high-fantasy program. So, hop to it!

@unclouded @TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara You could just mute the words "Here's a song"

@TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara If Preet separated his political/legal tweets from his musical, I would happily follow the first but not the second. Maybe lots of folks love hearing Preet’s musical opinion. That’s cool, too, and then he should clearly keep doing it.

Here’s a song I love (U2 at Wembley 1985) open.spotify.com/track/2KqY6DZh…

@iamdevloper can't go wrong with a classic

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie, but you're also the murderer. The plot thickens with every line of code.

@howie_hua You have such a loving and positive aura

Why is 0!=1?

what are some Internet shibboleths, that u could use to convey (90s?) Internet-savvy, thatd draw a blank from someone who isn’t? text or visuals kids these days probably don’t know what http:// is? geocities? I’m struggling to articulate what I’m looking for…

@visakanv These remind me so much of the early days.

oh like this guy is a good example, you either know him or you don’t But im lookin for something less proprietary ig

@visakanv Another thing is using a gradually less pixely image to show the early days download speed:

@visakanv Maybe "a/s/l?"

@ClaireMax 😳👉👈 (lesbian sheep syndrome)

POV: I’m a romanceable NPC What do you say?

Story of my life

@ChappellTracker McMammoth

If I post a meme on LinkedIn in counts as actively looking for work, right?