✨WendyDarling✨

I'd love to be your widow, someday - me flirting

As long as you don’t need gas or groceries things aren’t so bad

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

I couldn't find my phone between my sheets and now I know what it’s like to lose your child at the mall.

Hot take: if you hurt animals, nothing else about you can convince me you’re a good person.

People don't hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Today you all need to see how a beaver cleans his fluffy/chubby little belly

why are the only jobs for people over 80 either walmart greeter or world leader.

Any man upset that uber just launched a woman only drivers and riders option for women is not a safe man himself.

No matter how tired you are after work, play with your pets. You’re their whole day.

This economy got so many people wondering if Gerald is hiring for his underground city …

My daughter met a nice vendor at a local market who is from Lebanon and sells his food. They had a nice conversation and he ended up giving her a Lebanese flag key chain. She then mentioned to me that she drives by his restaurant a lot and notices that the Lebanese flag 🇱🇧

Effect. I’m so proud of my daughter. I’m so proud of my community. This is the America I want to be a part of.

My daughter is his social media person and has been creating reels and getting his business promoted. He was so busy these past few days he had to close down today just to recover and re stock ! Such a simple gesture of kindness and community caused this amazing ripple

Etc and even pitched in to help. She listened to him tell his tales of growing up in Lebanon and how he wanted to bring the foods from his childhood to this country. She then posted her photos and his story to a local food group in Facebook and it went viral.

The owner, was so touched and grateful. He said that his wife has stage 4 Cancer and life hasn’t been easy, and invited my daughter to cook with him. She photographed him making his home made pastries, hummus, baklava, baba ghanoush , tabbouleh , spanakopita

That he has outside his restaurant was tattered and in shreds. She decided to get him a new one. It came a few days ago so she went to drop it off.

Saw a lady walking the cutest, sweater wearing guinea pig, on a leash. Then I realized it was a chihuahua. Anyhoo, my geriatric eye exam appointment is 8 am tomorrow.