Andrew Norton

I haven’t come to terms with it yet. The emotional trauma of being a liberal Cowboys fan. When my phone absolutely lit up yesterday… the Christmas-morning glee I felt opening my texts, thinking he’d finally you-know-whated. Only instead to find equally opposite bad news.

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That’s a wrap on my #sfb15 draft. One things for sure, the champ is coming out of Charlotte this year. @ScottFish24 @FantasyCaresOrg

@RyanKennedy_22 Food service manager might have a higher paycheck, but you’ll sleep soundly after fleecing her in a couple trades.

I wonder if Buc-ee's needs any more car wash managers? I've been managing my #FantasyFootball teams for over 2 decades, surely I could handle a car wash, right?!

Feeling good! (Just like every year…) My first 10 rounds from the 1.08 spot. Thank you @ScottFish24, @FantasyCaresOrg, @FFDraftBoard, #sfb15 Charlotte Knights league mates, and @CabarrusBrewCo staff for helping the guy in crutches out.

this year I've become a dad and am trying to spend more time touching grass but I am still drafting a ton of best ball and need to keep up with all the latest news it inspired me to create the fantasy football newsletter I wish was available

@jbchoknows I started following you. Did that fix it maybe?

@werdnanotron It won’t let me add you for some reason.

Anyone have a pick 8 #sfb15 group chat?

@HerbertsDynasty @FFChalupaBatman @jbchoknows Same please!@jbchoknows

@FFChalupaBatman @jbchoknows @jbchoknows add me if you don’t mind please 🙏

@ChrisStankowski Knew I liked you.

Shut up bitch

Invite acquired! And this year I’ll be live drafting in Charlotte. #sfb15 Can’t wait @ScottFish24 @FantasyCaresOrg

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @MintSports @RickRyanWV @10SKS @WendiEarley @ryan_burba @CALL_ME_SOS @ToughMudder06 @MyFantasyLeague

@norton0723 @MintSports @RickRyanWV @10SKS @WendiEarley @ryan_burba @CALL_ME_SOS @ToughMudder06 @MyFantasyLeague Me looking for @werdnanotron

Overall #BabyBowl Playoff Standings 🥇@MintSports 495.26 🥈Gladys Tyler 477.44 🥉@RickRyanWV 449.74 4 @GregoryGambles 449.16 5 @10SKS 441.78 6 @WendiEarley 440.78 7 @ryan_burba 440.54 8 @CALL_ME_SOS 435.90 9 @ChrisStankowski 434.76 10 @ToughMudder06 432.38 @MyFantasyLeague

Wait. So you’re telling me a star spangled this banner?

OVERALL #BabyBowl Standings 🏅@ChrisStankowski 1996.30 🥈@Gamble24x7 1977.30 🥉@werdnanotron 1946.86 4 @Falcons023 1927.92 5 @leslietatel 1916.30 6 @AdamHulseSports 1914.70 7 @Beechman300 1894.92 8 @norton0723 1894.66 9 @ateehan41 1877.80 10 @jcrocket24 1876.92

@Gamble24x7 @ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 You all better join @norton0723 ‘s playoff league! I’m coming for my revenge.

@ChrisStankowski @werdnanotron @norton0723 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Congrats Chris! Deebo did as well as this entire weekend has gone for me. Had a very good year turned into a meh year by losing in multiple championships and 3rd place games.

OVERALL #BabyBowl Standings 🏅@ChrisStankowski 1878.12 🥈@Gamble24x7 1860.58 🥉@werdnanotron 1828.94 4 @leslietatel 1813.62 5 @AdamHulseSports 1813.34 6 @Falcons023 1807.16 7 @ateehan41 1801.94 8 @norton0723 1796.14 9 @Beechman300 1789.84 10 @will_I_aM505 1760.28

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Still #1 in my heart Stank. Enough to get on an offseason podcast or two haha. Good season man. It was fun chasing you.

@werdnanotron @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 He'll win with like 27 from deebo

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Is @gamble24x7 still hanging around?! Nah. Jayden went off and I figured this thing was locked up for good. I’m just hoping I can hang on to some minimal payday. But my squad got the yips past week 13.

@werdnanotron @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Lmao tough one. Jayden came up big for me, just wish I had played ertz with him instead of chig. Would have probably locked it up but now I'm just anti sweating deebo

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Bonus points this season for most weeks in the top 5?! Lol

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 I had Devonta smith in. And said “no… I need real points, Deebo has the better odds of having a huge game.”

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 I had Ford at RB. There goes the monumental comeback.

@werdnanotron @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505

@ChrisStankowski @norton0723 @Gamble24x7 @leslietatel @AdamHulseSports @Falcons023 @ateehan41 @Beechman300 @will_I_aM505 Well I don’t love that.