Wesley Michael

@DGlaucomflecken @thisappisnotok Loser

@BricksCenter Nobody asked, but she's a -1 maybe a -1.5

Paige Bueckers to the ref: “Do you need my glasses?” 😭💀

@DonnyJenkins67 It’s 3 miles bro 😂

Signed up for a 5k and went to bed at 5. Going to get retardedly high and see how it goes

@bobbymo24 In this economy? 22? You’re tripping dick dude

What’s the oldest you can be living at home before you are a chud. Personally think 22

@datboykwam Blocked

I bet her poop taste yummy

@Cornwestmorel1 @linksmenace Congrats ?

The duality of man, one grew up playing golf the other likes to go golfing

@MikeyGrabBags You don’t see the name tag that says Rico, sped?

This is insane

@CamWill21x @dareallestvall Like every college requires it…it’s a pretty important life skill bud

@dareallestvall What does intro to public speaking have anything to do with there😂😂 good job man

Chemistry was so hard 😭 but now the real degree starts!!!!!!

@shestomi Dress nice, be quiet, and stay off your phone otherwise it won’t go so well.

@shestomi Yes. I went to a few murder trials in TX last summer. Pretty crazy to see

Can I just go to the court to listen to cases even if I am not related to any of the cases?

@fred_da_pred And if you posted it’d get 200 likes

921 follower ig stats dox🔥🔥🗣️

@BamHad83 @dennisenjoyer That makes 1 of us!

@dennisenjoyer I don’t think I could get it up if she paid me

No stop you’re kidding…

@peegzy1 Yeah especially when you don’t even have the brain power to make an original tweet

The level of education required to work at NASA is humbling.

@jodambusta It’s really not that crazy

The fact that all these cars are flown in from the US for these visits is crazy. But understandable

@orcachillin Hello from Iran! 🇮🇷

apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can

@thepring13 She posted it she loves the attention

I just unfortunately need to stop texting women after 15 beers…

@RufusSeymo85 Gotcha, what a stupid ticket anyways. I love doomscrolling and driving, fuck that cop

@wesleymichael23 Tennessee but I’ve gotten a speeding ticket that was $250 here too

Maybe scrolling while driving isn’t a great idea

@AntSyc28 @masonneers65 You are such a bot

@wesleymichael23 @masonneers65 Cute you think I’m a kid. You may be the kid since you need you’re quiet time. I’ll leave you alone now.

Not starting internship till mid June and having no income till then is killing me. If anyone has recommendations on a side gig please let me know

@AntSyc28 @masonneers65 What an L response lock in kiddo

@wesleymichael23 @masonneers65 Yeah and hopefully when you wake up, you have a rag to clean up that wet dream.

@AntSyc28 @masonneers65 🤣🤣🤣 Guarantee my internship pays more than whatever you’re making AND I get to chill for a few weeks beforehand. You’ll be working for me one day so I’ll make sure you to give you a few days of PTO every few years! Nice 2003 mustang bro!

@wesleymichael23 @masonneers65 Not broke and not a soft bitch like you. Enjoy your arts and crafts while us men work.