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@wesrono

IT Specialist, Project Manager, General Signage and Branding Practitioner and a Blogger

Nairobi, kenya Katılım Nisan 2009
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@methumuhia You think oil works like ordering cup of tea? Even if barrel is $88 today, supply won’t reach Kenya immediately. What’s ordered now could take around 2 months. Oil tankers almost like riding a bicycle 🚲 across the ocean—imagine cycling all the way from Dubai to Kenya.
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Sen. Methu Muhia
Sen. Methu Muhia@methumuhia·
The global oil price in March 2022 were 139 dollars per barrel. The current global oil prices are 88 dollars a barrel.
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Metty🇰🇪@metty1_·
My mom guyz,I mean my own mother,my biological mother Just told my boyfriend to look for a serious girlfriend💔😭
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@rerei_nathan It’s not about valuables or death—it’s about youthful energy. Ujana ni moshi: intense but short-lived. Like a bull’s yuukta, it’s the source of strength, dominance and vitality—and when it fades, so does that edge and dominance.
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Arap Rerei
Arap Rerei@rerei_nathan·
In Kalenjin (Kipsigis based) Yuukta - the hump on bulls - there's a say associated with it going, "mo lildo kiruk yuk", translating to "a bull doesn't die with the hump". It's meant to tell people that when they die, they'll leave behind their valuables and encourage sharing
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CHEBOSENGERE👑
CHEBOSENGERE👑@MCKTV2·
If Shaffie came to a wedding in the village with that snake stick sa hii tungekua tumeenda soin kutafuta mbuzi ya white ya kufanyia cleansing 😂
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Julissa@omgjulissaa·
Do men actually enjoy anal?
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Book Ten
Book Ten@Bookten8·
Today I checked on my beautiful wife
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@Josh001J Names themselves are a human construct—tools we use to identify and refer to things. It’s entirely possible that in other realms, names as we understand them aren’t necessary or don’t function the same way...
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Josh
Josh@Josh001J·
Humans invented alphabets. But Angels have English names. Whites hutuona mafala sana
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The Guru@wesrono·
@Josh001J You’re being overly simplistic in your reasoning. Those English names are just translations, not original identities. Even in Swahili, we adapt or translate angelic names to fit the language, but that doesn’t mean those beings inherently have Swahili names.
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@Osama_otero To the exact without any delay, splash time 3.07am Kenyan time
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero·
Someone calculated the exact time the Artemis II will splashdown. Yaani exact hour, exact minute and exact second. I need to go back to school.
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@dammiedammie35 As a Kenyan living in Kenya, fuel ⛽ price hasn't changed even a coin since the American/Israel/Iran war began....the supply is constant except few isolated cases of fuel distributors hoarding the product with hope of prices increase but generally we good.
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
“The fuel price is biting hard, but look around, let us thank God together, that you are better off than those in Kenya and other African countries” - Tinubu tells Nigerians
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
Former CS Raphael Tuju declares he wishes to be buried within 48 hours of his death, insists State officials should not attend his funeral
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@Kenyans AI isn't something new, many might doubt her, I also did IA as a course Unit of Computer science back in 2004.
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
I hold three diplomas and three degrees. I did my thesis in AI back in 1992 - Governor Wavinya
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@al_varo777 In space, you actually do see the Sun—and it’s even more intense than on Earth. The difference is this: on Earth, our atmosphere scatters sunlight in all directions, lighting up the sky and making everything bright (and hot enough to send us running for shade
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𝔸𝕝 𝕍𝕒𝕣𝕠 𝕏
In space you don’t see the sun even though on earth it scorches so much that people create shades for it 😂😂
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@ahmednasirlaw People at high offices require some soft landing....it's an unwritten law
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Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC
Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC@ahmednasirlaw·
He is fired from KRA. He is then appointed Ambassador same minute. I don't get it!...and hundreds of career officers some working in the Minstry for 30 years are overlooked...Orwellian...Animal Farm!
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The Guru@wesrono·
@Kenyans This guy seems to have lingering psychological effects from a difficult childhood. But more importantly, why do presidents campaign on policies and manifestos? It’s because they’re elected to implement development agendas, and that requires control over public resources.
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
We need an independent treasury to lock our money away from the President - Okiyah Omtatah
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The Guru
The Guru@wesrono·
@DrRoselynAkombe @j_kenn_ Wewe ulifumble na uchaguzi wetu kisha ukakimbia nchi. Quitters have no standing to advise anyone.
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Dr. Roselyn Akombe
Dr. Roselyn Akombe@DrRoselynAkombe·
Tusifumble. We have a real opportunity to send ALL these guys home/Kamiti.
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The Guru@wesrono·
@kibeandy People often come across just a few fragments of information, then let their imagination run wild—spinning all kinds of conspiracy theories. Anyway, keep your personal opinions to yourself. The universe isn’t obligated to make sense to anyone.
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Andrew Kibe
Andrew Kibe@kibeandy·
The only thing NASA took to space was your imagination
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The Guru@wesrono·
@_wakioh Weird, 🤔 why should a man want to see his own asshole?
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Emileey❤️✨
Emileey❤️✨@_wakioh·
Tyler Mbaya of Machachari decided to unite Kenyans in Telegram 👇 Open thread 🧵
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Arap Rerei
Arap Rerei@rerei_nathan·
These are the Kipsigis clans that have been confirmed so far. But there are probably a few still not listed
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KEV🕸️@c_ngeno5

@rerei_nathan Mimi hata sijawai skia hata hio clan inaexist. We should ask around

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