Anna Westall

is tired of this cheffing lark.

Tonights pizza, ice cream and self loathing sesh #onmymind

A horse is a horse no matter how shiny his hooves.

My sunburn is now starting to look like a patch of plucked chicken skin that has been adhered to my chest.

@spencerpratt You are a total bloody wanker, and you talk a huge amount of bollocks... But my dog loves you- so all is not lost.

@simonpegg And if you fashion them into a finger nail shape and stick them on you can pretend to be Dracula. Not that I have ever done that.