Swason Chicken Broth Parody

@hxhontop @NickStillHere Literally anywhere in the US you can do this lol

@westdurst @NickStillHere nigga no where in america you can be butt naked with your door wide open why lie

LMFAO she really doubled down on that shit cause Twitter hoes gassed her up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hxhontop @NickStillHere Yeah it's America btw his door wasn't wide open

@westdurst @NickStillHere free to be naked with your front door wide open

@hxhontop @NickStillHere Yeah you are free to do this hence why the woman is likely going to prison for 8 years for imposing on this mans freedom

@westdurst @NickStillHere not with the door wide open 😭 he had a screen door just open

@Despecial01 @shadybiev @grok Bro needs AI to reassure him of his own opinions lmao

@shadybiev The Camera man focused on what he thought would catch most people's attention, the fact that this clip is trending proves that. @grok do you think the camera man was out of line for capturing the sexy lady?

I mean we gotta fire this fucking camera man 😭

@pandoafterhours @xreyyart You aren't entitled to a conversation and you aren't entitled to have women be nice to you. Sorry champ

@xreyyart Cause I feel like people are so rude and it could've just been someone trying to find a conversation starter 😭

@alatus_l0v Bro really thinks those won't get censored too lmao

Why did people start using stupid googoo gaagaa words instead of just censoring one letter like p*do and r@pe and p0rn

@ashleyycarterr_ @FearedBuck Leave at door means leave outside the door. Hope this helps dummy

@FearedBuck This is peak male fragility. He left the door cracked on purpose, she walked into a predator trap, recorded it for her own safety + exposed him, and now SHE’S the criminal?

DoorDash driver Olivia Henderson was indicted by a grand jury yesterday and is now facing felony charges of unlawful surveillance and dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image after recording a man passed out with his pants down inside his home without consent and posting the video on TikTok

@hxhontop @NickStillHere I don't know where you live, but here in America we have freedom to be naked in our own home

@NickStillHere it’s crazy how yall excuse for a man to have his door wide open with his dick and balls out is “he was drunk” she did not open the door

@USA_Crusader_FL @arvofart Yeah it's funny how hard he tries and continues to fail time after time lol. Fat boy got little man syndrome

@arvofart This dude is hilarious. Nice to see someone not afraid to be actually funny.

Holy shit he got bullied into buying a bigger shirt lmao

@DragoonGuard @BluebriarArts Legally they could have defended themselves with lethal force

@BluebriarArts You will be her age soon. You will be called derogatory dehumanising names by idiots.

Boomers are scary, because a lot of them are docile, but sometimes you’ll run into one in the 10% who are genuinely totally okay with committing murder over being slightly inconvenienced

@LegendofH3r0 @moi_py Yoshi's Island sucked ass. There's a reason nobody talks about it or likes it lol

@moi_py No, that's exactly the point. Instead of making new Yoshi games more like the only truly great one, Yoshi's Island, they're doubling down in the opposite direction and making them even more mind numbingly easy.

I just found out there are no actual enemies in this game, you literally can't die or take any damage. Yeah… hard pass for me.

@jocadbz @JYukariHero Stay off the crack it's detrimental for you mental health. There might still be people out there who care about you a little

@JYukariHero It’s not like I said she shouldn’t do it, but this whole media visibility is everything the project will achieve. No investors or govs will come, like always.

"Oh man, yet another high school student that invented a {insert way to fix something on the planet}, the new generation is amazing!" You know what will come of that? Fucking nothing. Nothing will happen. Any fucking high school student that invents a novel way to do X or Y thing will either be assassinated by the CIA or have their projects shelved into a smelly office of a random teacher in some fuckass university, like fucking always.

@Orzhov64 @I_love_snailsss You will never be a man.

@I_love_snailsss You will never be a woman.

@ReddCinema No wonder she skipped class, look at who raised her, a sack of shit. Usually sacks of shit don't raise children well. Too bad for her, I feel bad for all children with sack of shit parents

Ok

@VokunSun @xevekiah Rapist alert

@xevekiah So because they didn’t believe you right away and you had to go through the normal legal process you think it’s okay to advocate for saying nothing. You realize this shit IS WHY women arent taken seriously right?

“I don’t understand why women don’t just report it if it really happened.” When I was 19, I reported mine. I had bruises. Hospital photos. Text messages of him apologizing the next morning. My friends drove me to the station because I could barely stop shaking. I thought evidence would make it simple. I thought truth would be enough. Months later, I was the one on trial. His lawyer printed my Instagram photos and held them up in court. Asked why I wore crop tops. Asked why I drank that night. Asked why I didn’t scream louder. He replayed my police interview and pointed out every time I hesitated, every time I cried, every time my timeline wasn’t perfectly linear. “If it was traumatic,” he said, “why can’t she remember clearly?” Sitting there while strangers debated my pain like it was a group project felt like being stripped again. My messages were projected on a screen. My body was described in detail. My character was picked apart like that was the real crime. He walked out on bail. I walked out with panic attacks. That’s why some women don’t report. Because even with bruises. Even with screenshots. Even when you do everything “right.” You still have to survive the assault twice, once in private, and once in public, just to maybe be believed.

@beyoncegarden Hello 911, someone stole a diamond ring out of my hands

@JackSam30767610 @KhaliliJon61822 @unlimited_ls Yeah, people aren't allowed to make factual statements. What a wussy!

@KhaliliJon61822 @unlimited_ls Look at the bozos talking about him not wanting handouts. The fact that he made a post about him not doing so well in his acting career is a ploy to garner sympathy and possible work opportunity out of pity.

NEW: Better Call Saul actor says he’s now working as an Amazon delivery driver “it sucks” John Christian Love, who played Ernesto on the Better Call Saul, revealed on Reddit that he is now working as a driver 'Hey it’s me John Christian Love.  Just want y'all to know that as the actor who brought you the character “Ernesto/Ernie” in Better Call Saul, that I too am out here delivering with you! It sucks. But one delivery at a time. Be blessed out there!' 'I haven’t given up on it, just really slow right now. And Better Caul Saul wasn’t the breakout I was hoping.' He added: 'The industry has dried up, I’m tired of waiting for permission, so going to start doing my own projects, but got to do something other than this because it really is killing me.' John later continued: 'Did a significant film working opposite Lily Gladstone/Bryan Cranston but film ran out of money and I was never paid.'

@fentbricks @yoxics He shouldn't have to thank himself what a weird take

@yoxics can’t thank the people who made him rich? what a loser

Clix recently revealed that he has stopped thanking Twitch subs "I would be spending my entire stream thanking subs, I only thank 10 gifted and up"

@ishfail @Olivier_lf @LinkedInLunat1c You just work a shitty job with shitty people and are accepting of that shitty lifestyle O_o O_o

@westdurst @Olivier_lf @LinkedInLunat1c you 100% have to O_o you stupid fuck O_o

@Masterge77 @ChristinaTasty Get to it

@ChristinaTasty The reasons most of these games are banned is rather petty and often based on their (extremely far-left) political views. You can already guess why they banned Harry Potter games. We need a replacement for GDQ and fast!

Banning an entire game over this bottle will still be really, really funny to me. People who don't matter got reeeeeally pressed over this.