wetshrimp

Today is Scooby's 1st birthday so I let him taste me. Usually it's the other day around 🍴🐶 #cutiesonly

DFP EPISODE 2 IS TODAY! See you guys at 2:30pm cst! 🦊🍤

I am excited to announce the very first episode of Dumb Friends Podcast this Saturday 1/20 @ 2:30pm CST on my Twitch channel! Wetshrimp and I have been discussing this for a few months, and we are excited to finally share the inner machinations of our minds with you all 🦊🍤 The pod will be a place where we discuss anything and everything, do challenges, take call-ins, invite guests, you name it! We hope to see you there!

@FoxieKT More work 😡

@elonmusk are you viewbotting

@elonmusk Let me carry you noob

@elonmusk Follow me on twitch.tv/wetshrimp I'm better than him

@FoxieKT Woke up in the hospital covered in gasoline with signs of asphyxiation. @foxiekt is nowhere to be found 🤔

I hate to admit this but sleeping in the same room as someone who snores makes me want to commit acts of violence

@FoxieKT That's me after listening to you talk for 2 minutes

He can’t hang lol We’re headed to the airport for Amsterdam & Defqon 1! LFG! ✈️

@JapandyJones @LuvEvelynClaire 5buk to save life ^-^

@LuvEvelynClaire @wetshrimp

If I don’t get kissed soon, I will die.

I still have my tits out for harambe

@DRThicccRespect @FoxieKT 😡 he did not make that face! He just giggled 🙃

@FoxieKT “Wetshrimp’s first customer be like…”

LMAOOO someone pls caption this. Best one will be the caption for Moosey’s Instagram!

@theRealShooKon3 such a nice view :)

Ayo if you see this, catch these vibes and send em back! Been a while since I posted strictly to send a smile into the universe! You’re a fkn boss and I believe in you! Have a dope ass day! 1111

@CookSux @jaykbcfrfr @NachoCustomz @fanfan Somehow they can't imagine it is possible if he never heard about it

@jaykbcfrfr @NachoCustomz @fanfan I’m sorry, I didn’t know that there was a competition for trauma. Also learn some world history mate, different types of Asians have been slaves for many generations around the globe.

idk why i’m even shocked by the sheer amount of people defending blatant racism. pretty annoying that racism towards asians is downplayed so much by the general public

@fanfan And when it's brought up, people stop listening 😶

@osnapitskat One year I went, I saw a girl in pasties walking by with a totem that said "a ho never gets cold." It was 39F, and there was wind chill 🥲

@foundmyfitness Does high Omega 6 intake exacerbate issues as well?

Low omega-3 intake (seafood) has been identified as one of the top 6 preventable causes of death & estimated to cause a similar number of deaths per year as eating transfats. New study found higher omega-3 index in midlife protects the brain from shrinkage/preserves cognition.

@TripCantGame Looking lean 🙃

Me and my wife are at my brothers wedding and this is the best selfie we took #youremyskytheseries

@JapandyJones @cat_falco @Zomo_CEO @cm10453 Translation: I am in need of men

@cat_falco @Zomo_CEO @cm10453 Ask @wetshrimp GBonics translator 😎

@bGoolsbyb Happy 80th 🎂

FeelsBirthdayMan ;)

@0x7b9d8432cc11 take me k thank