Wet Weekend

~generic emo tweet~ FML

ARSEFUCKCOCKBUGGERYCUNTINGSHITBASTARDTWATCRAPGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKINGARSE

Oh, I'm still here. Thought I was dead for a bit. no such luck. damn.

There is no such thing as Love, Only Lies.

When I grow up I want to be charlie sheen

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! World! You may yet be forgiven, provided you bring me the head of the royal mail!

Fortunately for the world, It doesn't HAVE a face.

Some days I just want to punch the world in the face until is no more than an unidentifiable bloody pulp beneath my hands.

@joisacliche What so good about it? It's seems to me to be just as fucking miserable as this morning. And that was fucking awful.

Has had it up to here with the skull-fucking monotony of life and all it entails.

Fuck me, life's a bit shit, isn't it? Well...no...maybe not shit, maybe just massively......meh.

@RoyDCour I'm not sure if 'Interesting' is a word I'd use for the end of days, but hey, I'll see if i can get you a good seat if you like.

oh joy. the world cup. well, hey, at least it's not the apocalypse.

It doesn't matter who you vote for, ultimately there are a lot more people than you who will vote for someone else.

Apparently it NEVER rains here. I'm here for 2 days and it's cold and wet the whole time. oh how marvelous.

yay. croydon.

2 Followers! awesome. 8 more and I'll be bigger than Jesus.

Could it get any wetter today? Stoopid rain.

Have spent most of the day today irradiating an animal.

Will you allow this mystery man into your life?