Wevsandthat

@Beigerevenge There are some belters in those replies

Wow the Dubai tweet blew up. Loads of responses that I simply will not read

Been for a golf lesson today like a massive tory

Face ID has stopped working on my phone and I’m having to remember passwords like the olden times (2016)

I got on the smart scales for the first time since August and it asked me to confirm it was actually me because the weight gain was so big

No, not Catherine O’Hara

@RondelleHobbs Stop being mean to me

fat arse must die

banter is DEAD

I passed my fucking exam

Found myself having to move things away to arm’s length to read them recently. Only a matter of time before I’m in varifocals and forgetting where I live

It’s de-christmassing day

I have reached the age where I have a couple of preventative rennies before bed

Chocolate orange baileys

@Gemajesticbo Same here. She’s asked to open it every day since I bought it (I am quite looking forward to it too though)

Been to the nativity this afternoon. Cried my bloody eyes out 🥹

@mandapen Best bit of being poorly. Hope you’re feeling better too x

First blackcurrant lemsip of the year. It’s definitely lurgy season

My teeny tiny baby is 7 tomorrow. At the risk of turning into my ma, where does the time go, eh?

Samir Zitouni. Hero. *coming over here... protecting our women and children.

I’ve come to B&M at 2pm on a Saturday. Why don’t I ever learn

There was a time when I used to go out raving for days at a time but now I lie in bed watching videos of a man doing really elaborate Spirograph patterns

Sold something on Marketplace, which means they’re definitely not going to turn up to collect it are they