Things Samantha Haar says

I need to get a canoe and a dildo

Spoiler alert: Nothing on a chicken, fish or cow is called a nugget.

Sometimes you gotta yuck

“ pop pop said, we all went Zooming together.

Damn this is impressive! #BMS #Billy twitter.com/BethBossy/stat…

@CardsNCowboyz You peed yourself, it’s ok

Fuck that, I’m not getting out of my car

@BMS_Billy I read about this, he wouldn’t eat her ass.

What did he do? #BMS #Billy twitter.com/lalo_tizoc/sta…

I like these guys telling us what we want in dick heads, his is weird, you want mine.

{ Seth you’re a lot like Mike Tyson } I’m more ways then one.

Wait, we’re just going to skip of that balls thing?

Miss doing shows

@CardsNCowboyz Tan low end pale top end

Bag boy 2 is one of those that’s better then the original

Dick deck

Travi has Bao buns , I wanna eat them

Maybe I have to come to one of these pool parties