Wheelbite

If for some reason you found this post, I hope your today is better than yesterday, and good luck with tomorrow. :)

she’s probably sad today, give her a shoulder to put her legs on

yeah you can fuck the pokémon in the new one

@McDonalds You been listening to Yello?

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One cool thing is how we all have a place where we put clothes that aren’t clean enough to fold and put away but aren’t dirty enough to wash

@TouristingOR @DiscordianKitty @dramadork884 I've seen at least two Switch Pokémon ads today.

@Joshua4570 Alcohol is physically addictive and overdosing kills! Psychotropics can help people with all sorts of things, including alcoholism. Also great for the tourism industry, as the many of the red states are still stuck on the Boomer's war on drugs, but many want legal access.

HUH?????

Gen Z is killing the alcoholics with no friends who hate their home life industry

@jillybeeee @hankgreen Gasoline and blood.

And I, for one, just don’t think anyone could possibly have predicted any of this.

@ask_aubry Am I the only one who feels sorry for the 25yo kid who has been indoctrinated by this creep?

But he has a son...

@ZacMabry It's true, they're healthy for the planet because they kill humans.

👋 scientist here 👋 cigarettes are healthy, here’s why 🧵

@HeyyRB A banana is good for helping to fill your stomach a bit during the day and might help lower your cravings. Eggs for protein in the morning.

Y’all pls help. Gimmmme advice on how to curb my appetite and stop being hungry 25/8? What do y’all eat in the morning and snack on during the day? I hate this

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom. Take all the time you need with that.

I think the most upsetting thing about being publicly harassed by a man is that no one watching ever does anything about it. A man screamed that he was going to "fuck the shit out of me" and everyone at the coffee place ignored him, I had to run home with him following.

@princess_antifa Happy birthday! Also, is that one of your kittens, bc omg that's adorable!

my birthday begins at midnight so whoever says happy birthday first obviously loves me the most, i’ll be keeping a list of who loves me most to least

@merrittk Ft. Gordon GA, AIT back in the early 2000s had a building with about 20-ish computers all hooked up with Counterstrike running pretty much 24/7. I wouldn't imagine anyone having a camera there, but yeah. All the signal guys had lan parties daily.

For a while now I've been working on a photo book of LAN parties documenting the phenomenon and culture. You can preorder it now! vol.co/product/LAN-pa…

@MaximumVolty @AmericanHussy The name was stolen from this guy's DMs from 2009

@AmericanHussy Temporal impossibility, nyan cat didn't exist until 2011.

@michaelschwab13 Bring back Montero.

Who do you want the Astros to sign in free agency?

It's mad embarrassing living in a red state

@ToddtheShow 90% of his job is copy & pasting Brian McTaggart. Lol

The biggest move I would like to see in the offseason is Chandler Rome finally moving to another city. If he hates it here and wishes the team nothing but dysfunction, WHY is he still here?