When's Happy Hour?

when I tell 3 different recruiters in ONE week that “this is my dream job”

coworkers who respond to pings with 👍 have big Dad energy

“I’m just built different” - me on a zoom meeting, explaining why I’ve worked in corporate for over a year and still can’t share my screen

“why do you secretly look at everyone’s work calendar…?” god forbid a girl take an interest in her coworkers

me & my coworkers every single day

@deanvrse Tysm!!

@whenshappyhour1 yup

i keep forgetting most ppl aren't chronically online i just called my co worker 'bestie'...she took a long look at me then said "thank you i've never had a best-friend"

@deanvrse Love this! May we share on our platforms w credit to you?

dont you hate it when your big girl job gets in the way of you hyperfixations

finally unlocked the code to sounding friendly & professional in emails while ALSO maintaining clear boundaries….peak career experience tbh

the productivity hack NO ONE talks about: 1. avoid task for 3 calendar weeks 2. maniacally crush it 3 hours before it’s due 💅

freelancers be like

@Iuciferandlucia Love this so much! May we share on our platforms w credit to you?

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

what’s up w sleeping through your alarm EXCLUSIVELY on mornings when it is SO IMPORTANT you’re on time to work??? is there a scientist willing to study this or

running into your coworker you barely know in the bathroom is so embarrassing for absolutely no reason???

a beautiful woman should never have to bring shareholder value

returning to work after 5 days home with my kids, and all I have to say is childcare deliverables are 10000% more taxing than corporate deliverables

LOCKING TF IN (to answer all the Friday emails I considered a “Monday problem”)

LOCKING TF IN (to move deliverables from last week’s to-do list to this week’s to-do list)

LOCKING TF IN (to get coffee w my coworker bestie & debrief our weekends)

LOCKING TF IN (to answer all Friday emails I deemed a “Monday problem”)

there are only TWO kinds of people: 1. people who get to work 5 min early 2. people who think 9am is a “suggestion”