Greg Murdock

@lowtax big words from the guy at applebees

You drive a Maybach but you ain't got tinted windows. smh

Republicans will fight hard to ensure that the proud American tradition of warming yourself over a burning oil drum remains secure.

Oh yeah, triangle with two lines through it. Definitely don't want to do that.

A good judge of art is whether or not an outsider looks at it and says "what the fuck is this".

Courvoisier and pancake mix.

Not in my beautiful libertarian paradise.

@SenatorIvy Congrats on 1000 tweets. Nothing in our society has changed.

When the fuck did it become acceptable to look inside a bathroom stall instead of testing the door or checking for feet.

Paul Ryan campaign posters gettin weird.

Motherfucker lookin like a bad Mitt Romney Halloween mask.

Please watch my new show Bad Ideas Throughout History.

a la mode. a la mode is the greatest.

I, George W. Bush, nominate Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for the #IceBucketChallenge

No, I don't brush my teeth. I refuse to kowtow to Big Toothpaste.

An important part of ghostriding is your achievable distance without crashing. A car that manages this for you removes the danger element.

I'm against driverless cars as it will cheapen the noble sport of ghostriding.

@DetroitBus Took the Frontier Anarchy afternoon tour Saturday. It was great!