dumb bitch. (￣^￣)ゞ

Imagine a little French girl named Percocette

Rip @anti_discourse you would have loved this

Guy asking if im a stripper 5 times like im gonna change my answer

The best part about choices is you can often voice when you’re wrong and begin making a new choice

What’s pussy SUPPOSED to smell like? Asking for a friend

Never GAF but George Harrison really was the hot Beatle

Glass of milk check

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@mikeyduran Forgeted

Why don’t goths wear deodorant

Pissing off a guy by insisting hes blonde regardless of his actual hair color

(angriest i’ve ever been in my life) the wind feels nice

Watching acquaintances IG stories and getting getting pissed off

Voting myself number one to share a flyer and then say i not realize the show was happening

Not down bad enough to fuck my bestie but ill consider it

If u dont let the dog have ur last bite of sandwich than you dont love them

I’m only ambidextrous when it counts (jerking off and smoking cigarettes)

Coming to terms with the concept that I might need a mouthguard while I sleep

NEED to fuck my crush

Bro i could never date a vegan this mfs are annoying ashell