red!! • edtwt

would try for 30k but i have an essay due at midnight and if i dont start it now it will never get done 😔👎

i wish i had gotten a photo of that sandwich shit was glorious but i inhaled it and my sister was sitting next to me anyway soo 😛

@draculaurasjuul photo of a pokemon looking spider that was on my shirt earlier 😧😧

@starlitefem literally like the name valerie is so pretty and c names are so fun….. wdym if you try to cross the two it becomes a word of anguish and loathing……. 😔💔

if Calories didn’t mean what it means, it would be such a cute name x.com/meowsnkyu/stat…

out here proving edtwt CAN cook/bake just sometimes shit gets a little burnt (the random splotches of color are m&ms i promise)

@snoopysblogs heh….. you flatter me…….. 😳😼

@wherevanescence why are u lowk a genius

epic gamer hack 😍😍😍😍 hide all your stashed food with christmas gifts you have bought for other people 👍👍👍👍 that way people KNOW they are NOT ❌❌❌❌ allowed to see 👀👀👀👀

i forgot that cookies rise/expand this is abt to be one fatass dessert 😥

omads truly are the only thing keeping me going i live in misery for 12 hours then night falls and i reach levels of gluttony only spoken of in the most ancient of texts

i own one (ONE) decent jacket because my siblings keep stealing my clothes and not returning them but it does not fit me so my options are either lose weight at a rate unknown to mankind or freeze to death

how my walking pad looks at me when i choose to pace back and forth in my room

we are ALL binging this

wtf why is everyone in my criminal justice class so cool like someone in here is a whole ass PARAMEDIC meanwhile my biggest obligation is my step count and posting dumb shit on twitter 😧

putting the steps on pause for a bit bc ive been putting off my criminal justice class for 7 hours (and 2 weeks) AND i wanna bake later 😼 so 😼

@sockimia this looks heavenly omg just one bite would cure me of every ailment in existence i think

Breakfast!! 723 cals 25.8g fiber and 18.6g protein ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

@samtiddiecals LITERALLY like one house on my street had a cooler just sitting on their driveway full of jello shots???? nobody watching????? and a piece of paper taped to it that said “21+” WHAT IS THAT GONNA DO TO ACTUALLY STOP SOMEONE 😭😭😭

i feel no shame abt having trick or treated at my big age my neighborhood is full of republicans and i was only taking handfuls from the houses that had visible maga merch 👎👎

bonus now i have more stuff to BAKE WITH YAAAYYYY

i think i am allergic to my deodorant