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@wherewolfbitten

BLM. Stantwt gay meme shitposting account. // I'm 21+, disabled transmasc genderfluid, I use all pronouns 🇬🇧🇫🇷🏳️‍🌈 // I'm 10,000 bees in a hoodie.

Katılım Ekim 2019
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Bc Kenny g plays saxophone It's a pun Fml
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RIP to the time I sent an attorney a message about a client and I got a few letters wrong and autocorrect accidentally called the client "Kenny G" and then I made the joke "oops I meant REDACTEDNAME haha guess I got sax on the brain" and she never responded Rip
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"Those man titty things that are hard and disappointing, what are those called" "pecs?" "OH yeah"
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Somebody tell me not to text her "my therapist thinks you don't love yourself"
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She got a cute doormat with rainbow that says "everyone is welcome here" and said that's our compromise which yeah I guess, I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't push it until we own a home or are renting a place in my name
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Technically the place is in her name. Also our city does not have protections from eviction for being gay.
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Ok yall opinion time. I have flown a pride flag outside of every place I have lived / couch surfed / squatted in, ever since I left home / was kicked out. My gf grew up with a gay mom and doesn't want to put up a pride flag. I dont understand why. Should I push it or no?
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
That time I was sweating in line at the college cafeteria while the server girlie asked me if I wanted polenta, saw my quiet panic, and whispered "it's bougie grits" thank you miss ma'am wherever you are 🙏
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
If orcas sink my boat then that's on me that's my bad and I deserved that.
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Yall I am done with this pos platform
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Man twitter is a steaming pile of shit rn. Gonna have to switch to something else. Tumblr? Idk
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Watching this ant man quantum movie. It's like star wars but worse
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greydawg@wherewolfbitten·
Just watched the movie Mother on Netflix. The most unrealistic thing about that movie was the rural Alaskan clerk questioning anybody about buying massive amounts of ammo. People up here in Alaska be buying ammo like their mother's village was already lost to the zombie plague.
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