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Elon, buddy, there are very few things in the world that I want LESS than to doxx my ed twitter to my irls

@crybabyjunkie Only reluctantly

r u guys alive

@hungryforsythia You know what they say about being skinny

it’s sooooo cold in this apartment it is hard to type bc my fingers are numb. they got the ac so high. and my roomates keep touching me and being like “damn ur cold” YEAH!!!!!!! well this is better than sweating in the 100° weather outside

@lilycal115 That's a huge difference in the camera! Congrats on attaining recomp :)

july 1st vs. june 1st, only 5lbs difference on the scale but ive gained a little muscle as well :)

Watched a vid of someone making some decadent homemade enchiladas My damn brain sees him deep frying the tortillas in oil and goes "if i ate those i'd become an enchi-lardass" Thanks brain

@bleeding_chaos Might have to grow some, they're easy to keep in a planter if you fence/cage them against birds Sun warmed strawberry fresh off the plant is heavenly

i miss when strawberries tasted like strawberries and not gmo pesticide filled nothingness . uk strawberries taste like water this shit sucks

productive things to do at home if you're struggling to think of something! 𑣲 wash your bedsheets 𑣲 organise your wardrobe / drawers 𑣲 wash a load of dirty laundry 𑣲 tidy your bathroom + wipe the sink / mirror 𑣲 throw away expired food / condiments 𑣲 write a journal entry

@brainrot_boy Or nobody would notice? Idk, I think bigger ppl have (at least part of) it harder because they haven't figured out what works sustainably for them yet Counteracts how they can lose on more cals lol

so scared to post stats while im huge, no one gaf abt me rn but ik damn well if i posted stats i would get torn apart by everyone for being a larp and probably end my life

@meadowmelon Fried in the cast iron Get the pan seasoned right and it takes basically no added fat

how do u egg

@GaraGaraGula Neat, you put the new threads where the old ones went... Why weave in the tails on the front afterwards when you presumably hid then on the back to start it off?

Invisible knit repair is a bit too involved to teach in a short

@jonesiesdiary Using hand tools is exercise too! (Also yay for getting the tools it takes to keep your home how you like it)

amazon purchase im gonna get so strong. ignore the hammer

Edrtwt diet idea: you get 1/10 of your step count in calories per day (it would also work to always use the previous day's step count, if you prefer) 10k steps buys you 1000 cals, etc

@S0ulGhoul Sane or insane based on a quick flip through though?

I was deadass ab to buy this book

@MoonDarkTonight Embarrassed to be too young or embarrassed to be too old, but usually the former

Why do I know your full medical stats from your bio but not your age

@elderisback No kidding, the better posture helps a little on its own but holy weightloss good job

this shouldn't give me such a sense of local pride, and yet.

@ghostivyleaves i love how grandmotherly this house looks

this is the best thing in the world

@abgenommene alternatively black actors are superior at emotional expression to white ones and therefore more accurately capture the meme-worthy moods of our era

Someone on tiktok said white ppl think black ppls existence is a joke bc why are the go to memes and gifs all of black ppl and why are they always finding us funny and sassy and extra and anything else means we're rude and weird😭

ok so i thought i just couldn't find pants that fit and would always have to tailor but today the $2 rack at the thrift store gave me a pair of 98% wool dress slacks -- yes, no less than Interview Pants -- in a size 2 that fit perfectly?! here i was thinking i was a 6-8 lol

sorry but i had to