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"Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy." - John Cleese

@insomniacgames thank you for Spider-Man it's a fantastic game with awesome DLC!

@JeremyNDooley Still fat, God speed you magnificent bastard

Oh god I just ate so much food. Kat took me down to the pier in San Francisco and I ate a full basket of calamari and shrimp, followed by a bowl full of chowder and 70% of the bread bowl it came in. Had a few drinks with it as well. Remember me as I was...

you all know about those shows as vines compilations in youtube? well,,

Hello again @jack_p! FYI, tomorrow all of Ontario is having municipal elections all across the province, not just Toronto. So everyone in the province should go out and vote tomorrow if they haven't already

@DavidKHarbour David, you may remember we met last year on the set of Hellboy (I was the one with the BPRD tattoo that was literally days old). I’m getting married in March to @carlylane, how many RTs for you to officiate as Hellboy.

666k Of this tweet. Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best. Impossible number? Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄 (P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get @artofmmignola to read a poem at the service)

Elite rotational power, right @Noahsyndergaard? 😂

why are so many young people flocking to brands on social media for love, guidance, and attention? I'll tell you why. they're isolated from real communities, working service jobs they hate while barely making ends meat, and are living w/ unchecked personal/mental health problems

@larrymatovina @AchievementHunt Lol, buuhcket got me

A group of @AchievementHunt's WoW guild members formed a raid party to go fishing on our secret beach. Now that's some top-tier raiding.

I breathe this stress

Beeb 4, Jones Baby No 2. Congrats @IAmLindsayJones and @AH_Michael #RTXAustin

@caladrius25 @JonRisinger Nah past self talked with a psychic that read his mind and told him he was gay and then told his future self that they were gay. If I remember correctly

@z0mgItsHutch I did the second option but don't it's a terrible idea, ease into it

We're thrilled to share that @Showtime has announced details on a brand-new television series based on the Halo universe, in partnership with @amblin! Check out first details from our own @k_wolfkill. #HaloTV halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/sho…

@RyanTheTwit Did you say send more? Will do

@MicaBurton Wow, I had literally no idea, you got a follower because of your personality and work, you're doing awesome