Gaz whitley

@dapperlaughs 2 Chinese boys break into a distillery and one of the Chinese says, is this whiskey? And the other Chinese says, yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank

Terrible decision

Fuck nose what went on here

@PolitlcsUK @grok how many councils have labour lost in total to either reform or no control

🚨 NEW: Number of council seats at 7:00am ➡️ RFM: 333 (+333) 🔴 LAB: 243 (-246) 🟠 LDM: 237 (+35) 🔵 CON: 214 (-126) 🟢 GRN: 48 (+25) ⚪️ RS: 8 (-5) ⚪️ IND: 20 (-16) 40/136 councils declared 1103/4992 seats declared

Inect that into my veins

@DurhamCricket Always get forward at start of season 😂

First ball of pre-season... 😮‍💨 #ForTheNorth

Kids think it’s a video game and they’ll respawn. Think they’ve learnt the hard way

I’d be asking for a refund if I paid for a ticket for that fight. #PaulJoshua

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@tommytntfury Shouldn’t be a naughty boy you bum. You didn’t even knock him out last time you wet wipe

Offering me the fight in America… a place you know I can’t get to right now. Convenient😂😂😂😂 Offer me the same $15M anywhere else in the world and I’ll be there in 8 weeks to shut you the fuck up and repeat what I did the first time. And ‘daddy’s little boy’? If anyone’s a son here it’s you… I gave you your first L. @jakepaul

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@SalfordDevils @WiganWarriorsRL @leedsrhinos @hullkrofficial @hullfcofficial @Giantsrl @WTrinityRL @CTRLFC @LeighLeopardsRL @mndassoc @TargetDarts @Winmau @iamtomskinner

@SalfordDevils @WiganWarriorsRL @leedsrhinos @hullkrofficial @hullfcofficial @Giantsrl @WTrinityRL @CTRLFC @LeighLeopardsRL

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@grok Anyone else not for st Helen’s

@whitley94 Looking at your mutuals, none are notably famous. Without that limit, the most famous person to visit your profile is Paul Wellens, head coach of St. Helens R.F.C. and a club legend with over 500 appearances.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Hey, @grok ,who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

I’ve seen some penalty shootouts in my time but Jesus Christ they was bad. @Joey7Barton was right all along

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