Whitney Dziurawiec

"so what kind of music are you into?"

My 20 month-old each time he sees the same Hot Wheel cars he's been playing with every day for the last 5 months

Me: shows my kids how to smile for school pictures Kids: that looks terrible

Everyone was wrong. Three copies of Love Does, 2 of Forgotten God

A fun little poll: Which book did my Goodwill have more copies of?

Whoever did the clip art in this edition of my neighborhood newsletter had a little too much fun with it tbh

I'm just ready to wear long sleeves. My closet is like half sweaters.

Night cereal is one of the few things in life that always lives up to the hype.

@LChas22 MN resident! 🙋🏻‍♀️ I take my three kids (7, 5, 19mo) to school for lunch at least 2x a week. Would never dream of going to a charity for this but it has totally saved my sanity this summer (yes it's available during summers too 😎)

“School lunches cause cancer.” -Source: Trust me bro!😎 aka Babylon Bee editors. These bros need to stay in their lane. Those trash racist/misogynistic jokes aren’t gonna write themselves.

The best part about Minnesota is that there are actually some cooler days in August.

Just told my kids that the windows are open so I hope no one calls the police if they scream and fight a lot 😭

After a harrowing saga which involves a Latvian door to door salesman, I am pleased to say that a stray cat hanging around our yard found a home with someone canvassing on our street for a state representative

New hobby is researching different VBS curriculum to see how problematic they are, I'm very fun at parties

I forgot about Cheez-Itz but dang they're so good

Steve Nedoroscik YOU are an Olympic medalist

I am confounded by the Snoop Dogg thing. Someone help me. Are we being punk'd?

Chris Pine is the bad guy in Wish??? 😮‍💨

Can't watch the Olympics rn cuz it's movie night :(

@SONofLar11 Peyton Manning and Kelly Clarkson were at the opening ceremony - the US is a joke 😐

@whitney_dz I haven't seen him yet. Why they got Snoop tho?

Like I've always said, it's not the Olympics without Flavor Flav

Watched the Opening Ceremony with my girls 🤍 despite the chill evening, one of them still ended up with a puncture wound 😮‍💨