seiver

one strategy is to keep doing your thing way longer than anyone thought you would

if that onion ring im picking up

sorry i can't hang out i don't know enough words

some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog

The concept of 45 minutes.. love that

[lovingly] yes, my goat?

lunch is vinegar's playground

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

Last night was a clinical trial

Twitter is healthy because its reading

Gonna get my eye looked at today.. usually it's the other way around

Don’t speak to me or my son ever again

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.

if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor

covid consequence nobody talks about is every march/april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money

Stop complaining about the bubble and do your part to help inflate it

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine