Crack Addicted Whore

Making gravy from hotdog water

@MORGANGOREWHORE Parents: "we just want to be sure you're safe!"

Does anybody else’s parents get really weird about you taking a nap

@forallcurious @scrumble_eggs 10/10 would worship

This is what a giant banana would look like in Earth's orbit.

@whore_addicted 😭😭 I was thinking this too

Kermit the frog if you can hear me I need your help

@dongtrumpet Ugh! Gross!

there are literally people

@ReallyLoudFart You know what they say: an African never forgets

Assuming everyone from Africa knows every elephant

My butthole so hairy it hinders me

@equine__dentist IDK, but that sounds like a win to me

how did he turn into a cat…

@Sniping_Soup The parking lot

hey GeoGuessr nerds, bet u can’t figure out where I’m at rn

@jainormis Unh!

@whore_addicted unfortunately they gotta go in now

fingers to your mouth name a song

@soggybrocoli Rudd Paul

paul rudd and ru paul almost have the same name

I'm of course not talking about service dogs

I used to not like it when people brought dogs into public places, but then I realized that these dogs were better behaved than small children and now I don't care any more

@fleshfreezer Lady and The Tramp situation with floss

can we share a toothbrush and a singular strand of floss

@sandwichlover7 I love riding my bipedal

cats have been around for 10 000 years. they should be bipedal by now

@bettyjaws Okay, thank you. Everything makes sense now

@whore_addicted prolly like 4 or some shit

9 mm to ur head name a cheese

@darkseavoyage @ayycatburger Greedy bastard

@chiliconcarrot OMG girl you are such a riot!

left my facemask on 10 mins longer than i was supposed to

Guys only want one thing... It's Nerf or nothin baby