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Who the fvck droped this review on app store ?😭

What did the piano guy even do ? 😭

Girls please help!! I give my boyfriend good head, he loves it, sometimes when we aren't in an environment where we can have sex so I settle for helping him. Don't get me wrong I like doing it and I like making him feel good but I take my time and make sure it feels good.

Doctor: “do you smoke” Me: “Yes after every achievement in my life” Doctor: “Your lungs are very healthy”

@ABJ_psycho FB man

imagine being a Christian who just lost faith and you walk outside to see this.

This was not easy to get on 😫

Drake has officially overtaken Michael Jackson to become the artist with the most albums to spend 10+ years on the Billboard 200 📈👀 He achieved this milestone with "Take Care," "Nothing Was the Same," and "Views," making him the first artist EVER to have three albums accomplish this 🏆

A women will literally be mad at you for being right about them

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCAMMED BY SOMEONE YOU DATED . One of the saddest things that ever happened to me was losing money I worked so hard for because I trusted the wrong person. At the time, I kept blaming myself for being too soft or too trusting. But with time, I realized that having a good heart wasn’t the problem the problem was meeting someone who knew how to take advantage of it. My ex was working with the FRSC then and he lied to me for like a year that he was not getting paid cos he is still undergoing some course to level up his ranks and all the money owned will be paid together after the course. I was so much in love that I believe him and never even bother to confirm this from someone else. It all dawned on me later that it was all a lie after my friend taught me to have some conversation with him. We later find out he was even a married man But he wasn't like this in our early year of dating but the moment he knew I was working in a place that pays well and also get some allowances he totally change and makes me his Maga. That experience changed me completely. I became more careful, more observant, and less quick to trust words alone. Wat are the conversation I had with him and how did we find out Stay tuned . God bless you my primary school friend Olaniyan Olawunmi.

look like i’ll edit my account to porn account…that’s where impressions deh,cus tell me tf algorithm deh deal with my tweet

Seedance 2.0 imagine the extraordinary…

Alte artists really taking over 😮‍💨🔥 🚨‘I Know’ - Ef Moon 🌙

Where is HE???

Una don rewarm this tweet like 50 times now Back to back copy and paste.

Real talk: I’ve seen patients on 3 BP drugs who just needed a bigger cuff. If this helped, reply “MAMA” and I’ll DM you the cuff size chart. Follow for device autopsies every week. I’m not a doctor, I make the machines work.

a guy who is both streetwise and educated is dangerous and will always find a way to survive. Don’t underestimate him.

While I was trying to cross the road yesterday after filling my gas, there was traffic, I mistakenly hit a guy's car with the cylinder. The guy immediately wind down, I got to the driver side after crossing, our eye's met, I started laughing ohhh 😂 and apologizing at the same time. The guy too started laughing then he said, be my friend, come and give me your number. Let's be friends nah, I'd like to be your friend, I was still busy laughing when my eyes caught the eyes of another lady sitting beside him, she wasn't smiling ohhh. Immediately I saw her, I just continue laughing and I left him, he come dey blow horn, after I finished crossing to the other lane, I waved him goodbye still laughing and giggling. Thank God that my cylinder didn't break his back light ohhh 😂. I don't know who the lady is to him but I figured as she no laugh, make I respect her and myself

Big Vic ???

due for $100m

Babe fit suck your preeq today, make she till go suck another man preeq today today! You think say na tomorrow i wan talk? no bro today. 🌚😭😂💔🤌