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Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

This is absolutely insane: At 7:04 AM ET today, President Trump said “the US and Iran have had productive discussions" to end the Iran War. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 surged +240 points adding +$2 TRILLION in market cap. 27 minutes later, Iran completely denied all of President Trump's claims and said there has been "no contact" with the US. By 8:00 AM ET. the S&P 500 had fallen -120 points erasing -$1 trillion in market cap. That's a $3 TRILLION swing market cap in 56 minutes, just in the S&P 500. What is happening here?

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When a single private key can drain the protocol by design - it's probably not DeFi, it's CeDeFi. And that's ok, but it requires DevOps being very well organized. I prefer building real DeFi

Asym is buying more and more $CVX Growing stronger for the future.

@asymmetryfin War Chest is only a few months old and starting to get tasty...

Asymmetry Strengthens its War Chest of POL — Again A further 13,588.75 vlCVX has been added, bringing total productive asset power to 43,880.65 vlCVX Growing POL is one of the strongest moves a protocol can make in bearish times. Asymmetry's War Chest's goal is to 'own, not rent' incentives — supporting long-term sustainability 👇 @asymmetryfin/asymmetrys-war-chest-of-pol-expands-5441619db971" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@asymmetryfin/…

@omgcorn Lmfao this is great

my mom just called me about my LinkedIn activity. It’s never been so over

afCVX has averaged 15% APY since inception across ~2 years. No fuss. No BS. A simple home for your CVX that earns and auto-compounds yield for you

@asymmetryfin What a beast.

twitter: you're behind. it's over. you're replaced. it's over. fuck you. you're also dumb. normal people outside: wow nice day we're having huh

Barron Trump made $80M from crypto at 19 and nobody is asking the right questions. - his dad is the "crypto president" who moves markets with every tweet - Barron holds 2.3 billion WLFI tokens, its a project he "convinced" his family to launch - a whale opened a massive short 30 minutes before Trump's tariff announcement - the community immediately suspected Barron - some random Chinese trader conveniently stepped forward to claim it was him - Eric Trump went from $40M to $750M in one year - Trump himself made $2B from crypto alone If Obama's 19 year old son shorted BTC 30 minutes before a policy announcement, they would have called it a national security threat. When a Trump does it, they call him “smart investor."

@lordjorx @Crytal420 @DefiLlama @ConvexFinance @asymmetryfin Anytime :)

@why_JZ @Crytal420 @DefiLlama @ConvexFinance @asymmetryfin Thanks for sharing man!

Convex is a cash-flow beast, and the data proves it. I’ve been playing around with the new @DefiLlama AI tool to see what would’ve happened if I’d done a monthly DCA into @ConvexFinance over the last 46 months. As you know, Convex is the king of Curve governance and bribes, and @asymmetryfin has been automating that compounding for a while now. The current APR is 28.9%, which is solid. But look at these three DCA scenarios starting from June 2022 ($1,000/month): > Pure Price Exposure: This would have been a disaster. Buying at $8–$9 only to see it drop to $2 means a -34.8% ROI. Even with a few recent price peaks, you would still be deep in the red. > Bribes to Cash: If you took the rewards in dollars for your daily expenses, you’d actually be in the green with a 49% ROI. Not bad at all. > Auto-Compounding: This is where it gets crazy. By reinvesting everything, your ROI jumps to 83.8%, even with the price sitting in the same range for years. Many people like me hunt for the best stablecoin yields, but this crushes us. The catch? You have to be patient and sit through long recovery periods. This data makes one thing clear: I need to accumulate assets that generate heavy cash flow with low or zero inflation. If the market heats up, Convex goes up. If the Curve ecosystem explodes, the rewards skyrocket. It’s a win-win loop. I’m seriously considering starting my DCA. The math is right there; $1,000 a month for 46 months turned a losing price action into a massive win. Are you joining the DCA or staying on the sidelines?

@Crytal420 @lordjorx @DefiLlama @ConvexFinance @asymmetryfin As a word of advice, it's better to DYOR than to blindly trust in DeFi 😉 afCVX has worked flawlessly with no issues for 2 years+ Here's the complete docs for you too DYOR on Asym + afCVX docs.asymmetry.finance/afcvx-asymmetr…

@lordjorx @DefiLlama @ConvexFinance I've tried to looking into @asymmetryfin finance, joined their discord and asked questions why I should trust their protocol, I have not found anything relevant that tells me I should. They have significant TVL (7mill) but there is no one buying their token (<1 mill) red flag.

The human brain isn’t designed to process all of the world’s breaking emergencies in realtime.

@omgcorn Spurs beating Atletico rn? lol

this is honestly the easiest bracket i ever filled out in my entire life. did not hesitate for even 1 second. If anyone wants to do one lmk i will share the link

@CurveCap Best of luck ser, excited to see what's next for you

After 5+ wonderful years, I've stepped down from my official role at Curve. Thanks to everybody on the giga-brained team, your best days are truly ahead. I look forward to continuing to amplify the innovations emerging from Curve and its wider community. I'll share next steps in a future AMA, and will even leak the first answer now: yes, I'm still in crypto.

@LoveYourShow00 @asymmetryfin The 28.9% is correct, here's a full technical breakdown docs.asymmetry.finance/afcvx-asymmetr…

@asymmetryfin I've held for 32 (2/1 to 3/5) days and have somehow only returned ~0.457%, putting me on pace for about 5.5% annual yield. Am I doing something wrong? I read through the docs and don't see any indications why this might be happening.

There's no better home for your $CVX than afCVX Sit back and earn 28.9% APY + No mandatory 16-week lock up It's that easy.

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"X is totally useless for real-time updates on world events now" It's almost as if... hear me out... X's rewards program incentivized engagement-bait-slop-bottom-barrel content