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@jasonhume I get that but we don’t know what Eddie sees in training, bearing in mind subs are not just there to get spelks in their arses, but hopefully to make a positive impact. Keep the faith. #nufc

@whyayeman1955 What are these the same reasons he's used over and over? It's not rocket science, he has his favourites and Sean is definitely one, that's obviously his choice but would Longstaff get in a team ahead of Sandro at any other epl club? Doubtful

@MattyFlatman No need to apologise, however it’s probably why Eddie picks the team & you don’t. #nufc

I’m sorry but I think it’s diabolical that we are still starting Murphy and Longstaff when we have Tonali and Barnes fit on the bench, makes no sense at all #NUFC

@CraigHope_DM Give it a rest Craig, your negativity is becoming increasingly boring & predictable, why not admit you’re a closet Mackem & do us all a favour? #nufc

✍️ Eddie Howe is the smartest man in the building at St James' Park. It is staggeringly stupid that the head coach is in a position where he has to defend himself against comments made by the club's new sporting director. 🗞️ My take on NUFC tension 👇 dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

BBC scraping the barrel tonight with the #SVKROU game, Vicky (Mrs Shouty) Sparks commenting, with Dion Dublin on co-comms. At least it’s not Danny Murphy, every cloud, eh?

@Lea_EFC Van Dyke has never been the same since he played Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Virgil van Dijk without Jurgen Klopp is like a bike without wheels - Fucking useless. twitter.com/9f8548b1bb/sta…

@NUFCMurph Perhaps Foden, Bellingham, et al are unavailable? #nufc

Dominic Calvert-Lewin Lloyd Kelly James Trafford Max Kilman If i told you that was the transfer window of Ipswich Town this Summer, you would believe it. Horrendously unambitious window for a club we have been told “want to be number one” #nufc

@kylieminogue Many happy returns returns Kylie, my birthday too today though I’m a fair bit older than you. Hope you’re having a fantastic day. ❤️❤️❤️

It’s my birthdaaaaaay!! 🌸Thanks Mum and Dad🌸 You’re the best! ✨Thanks brother and sister✨Also, the best! Celebrating with you 💖 And thanks for all the beautiful messages from around the world. I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUU!!!

@marty_lawrance Happy birthday you old bugger, have a great day mate 👍🍻

Well that's it, I've achieved the grand old age of 3 score years and 10 (That's 70 to the younger ones). The age the nuns at my primary school told me was when old men die. That gives me something to look forward to 🤣🤣

@Nufc2Everything Okey dokey 👍

@whyayeman1955 Giving large trying to push the keeper over and went down he’s a fairy

@marty_lawrance Not seen the word ‘spelk’ since I was a bairn. Little pair of tweezers worked for me Marty & of course the obligatory beer or 2 to dull the pain. 👍🤣👍 #nufc

Got a spelk in my finger, going to have to go digging with a needle. Never done that for years. Trying to convince myself it won't be as painful as it was when I was 10 😨

@Paul9Edwards Am I correct in thinking that the only ref to stick to his on field decision after being summoned to the TV screen, is our own Michael Oliver? #nufc

So, Newcastle score, Fulham don't complain about anything. Meanwhile, some pillock 50 miles away is looking for a reason and finds two players jumping. Asks the ref to look and the incompatent ref agrees. This happens when these people don't understand the game. #VAR #NUFC

@lspark89 Easier said than done though, need other clubs to take them off our hands, would guess that some are on huge salaries thanks to the Fat Man & Charnley’s brilliant work. #nufc

Need a huge clear out this summer mind. Need to stop this feeling of loyalty to Ashley era players like Lascelles, Dummett etc. They’ve done a job for us when needed but just aren’t good enough for where the club wants to be now. Get them off the wage bill & start to rebuild! It’s gonna be a long process but has to start at some point

@Jayb1970NUFC He’s only a bairn & not even old enough to shave, give him the benefit of the doubt cos we all get frustrated, sleep on it before you go after him. You’ll feel different tomorrow. #nufc

@UnitedStandMUFC @bethTmufc Seem to recall a certain Cristiano Ronaldo cost ManUre £12million back in 2003 when aged 18, perhaps £30million for Lewis Hall in todays money is good business? Only time will tell I guess. #nufc

“Lewis Hall, nine Premier League games, £30 million to Newcastle, make it make sense!” 🤯 @bethTmufc says #mufc’s inability to sell this summer is massively holding them back, especially when rivals are doing good deals. How many players will United sell? 👇

@vinyljunkie @asaintmaximin Arguably ASM is the one player who has divided opinion amongst the #nufc fan base more than any other in living memory. From a personal point of view, I’ll miss you Allan & wish you all the luck in the world in your new venture. @asaintmaximin

A vid for @asaintmaximin Thank you for your pride. Thank you for your love. Thank you for your generosity. Thank you for getting us up out of our seats. ...and thank you for the hope. We will really miss you. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie. #nufc #NUFCFans Music: Sol Rising - Gratitude @djsolrising

@vinyljunkie Awesome video mate, first time I watched it I struggled to see it clearly as my eyes were soaking with tears of joy. 2nd time around I managed better. 👍HWTL #nufc

A vid on Newcastle UNITED last season - Getting Started #nufc #nufcfans What a squad. An absolute dream of a season. Thank you to Eddie Howe and everybody at the club from top to bottom. No content is my own. It’s a hobby and was completely for fun and no gain. Any person or company has a problem with it, let me know and I will take it down. Make sure you also check out the vids from last year if you like this one! @samfendermusic

@mikeyjpatt @jpearcejourno I’m thinking ‘real’ football is not for you although everyone is entitled to their opinion, however misjudged that may be. #nufc

@jpearcejourno ASM is another league to Robert and HBA, Robert had a great left foot but only 1 in 30 shots went in…. HBA was on a par on their day, but HBA went missing more than ASM

I'm not even sure ASM makes it into Newcastle's top 3 French left wingers in the Premier League era... he is extremely talented but Ginola, Robert and Ben Arfa arguably all better. #nufc

Whoever scouted & recommended Sandro Tonali, deseé a wage rise. I know it’s early days, but he’s so comfortable on the ball & slotted straight into the side, you’d think he’d been an #nufc player for years. Existing times ahead.